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by keepinitneal
August 16, 2005, 6:24 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Happy Birthday Cliff!
Replies: 8
Views: 906

Happy Birthday Cliff!

Hey Clifford I don't know how often you check the forum. (Can't be less than I). Nonetheless, I want to wish you a fantastic 21st birthday. Probably belated, i suspect. If so, hope it rocked and you can post me the gory details. Later Neal Wish i was there, sweet purda-wearing mother of christ, how ...
by keepinitneal
August 1, 2005, 6:42 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: I want one
Replies: 18
Views: 2025

Batman and Miller

This is what one of my favourite bloggers had to say about Batman, Chris. Give it a read, though i warn you: it's long and hard. Shades of white: fear and justice in Christopher Nolan's Gotham Batman Begins is, without question, the best Batman film yet. The competition isn't as fierce as it appears...
by keepinitneal
July 23, 2005, 11:37 am
Forum: Random
Topic: london shooting
Replies: 11
Views: 1123

I pity the fool rushing off to his dad's stall at Spitalfields with his knapsack fully laden with Egyptian cotton, thoroughly immersed in his iPod world, as he slips past a gang of cops on the underground platform to dive into the carriage before the doors close. Hypothetical scenario, is all i'm sa...
by keepinitneal
July 8, 2005, 1:00 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Good Luck Silent Running
Replies: 11
Views: 1205

I win. We have hundred of crepe paper candles dangling from the ceiling, stars and shit suspended from fish gut and the very real threat of having to dress as Dobby the house elf unless we beat some other sorry prole in the 'most pre-ordered copies' stakes. 'Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince'. ...
by keepinitneal
July 7, 2005, 1:28 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Good Luck Silent Running
Replies: 11
Views: 1205

So i can't talk about it here? I can't even say sorry for talking about it because that would be talking about it.
I probably won't be able to talk about this thread without MI5 issuing me with deportation papers.
We live in hope. :mshead:
by keepinitneal
July 7, 2005, 1:15 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Sounds like Terrorists to me...
Replies: 23
Views: 7275

well at least there are 2 dead, otherwise this would be a pretty pathetic story. My flatmate was like 'We got the games!' I replied, 'No, they got the games.' He said we're Londoners now. God forbid! I told him to take his Stalinist nationalism elsewhere. I'm a citizen of the free global village, s...
by keepinitneal
July 7, 2005, 1:11 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Good Luck Silent Running
Replies: 11
Views: 1205

Slightly off topic, but not entirely since you know i consider Silent Running to be 'the bomb': I want to wish you boys all the best on the 16th. I'll be thinking of you while i'm dressed as a wizard and selling Harry Potter at midnight to schools of children hyped on midnight oil and tartrazine-loa...
by keepinitneal
July 7, 2005, 1:08 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Sounds like Terrorists to me...
Replies: 23
Views: 7275

Not 90; 9. Damn rumours. They spread faster than shrapnel in an exploding train.
by keepinitneal
July 7, 2005, 12:55 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Sounds like Terrorists to me...
Replies: 23
Views: 7275

No more news than what you guys can download off the net i presume. Latest apparently is 90 casualties at Aldgate, Tube shut down indefinitely, buses cancelled in Zone 1. I'm at work, safe in the suburban wasteland that is Putney. I must apologise that it takes a terrorist attack for me to get aroun...
by keepinitneal
July 7, 2005, 12:52 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Sounds like Terrorists to me...
Replies: 23
Views: 7275

by keepinitneal
July 7, 2005, 12:46 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Sounds like Terrorists to me...
Replies: 23
Views: 7275

Hey guys!!!
Having a blast in London!
Haha.
by keepinitneal
March 28, 2005, 8:28 pm
Forum: Debate Club
Topic: Capitalism - Hot or Not?
Replies: 16
Views: 2752

Marco, blaming humanity for its own faults is not only misanthropic but is a straw man polemic par excellence. Empirical verifiability of concrete human nature, evil, depraved, self-destructive, callous or whatever, always fails and is the root cause of the insustainability of all three systems inso...
by keepinitneal
March 21, 2005, 6:38 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Star Wars III : Revenge of the Sith
Replies: 4
Views: 927

I only hope that the trajectory of Natalie Portman's move towards full frontal nudity is not in any way inhibited by the film. Although i suspect, given that its release date is not commensurate with the chronology of her work that we may be disappointed.
by keepinitneal
March 21, 2005, 6:35 pm
Forum: Debate Club
Topic: Capitalism - Hot or Not?
Replies: 16
Views: 2752

Someone interviewing Bill Gates on ITV news said to him that he's more socialist than Gordon Brown. Still trying to figure out what that means. In the meantime I have Xbox to console me and Halo 2, Oddworld and a host of other immensely awesome creations only available through the monopoly that is M...
by keepinitneal
March 21, 2005, 6:25 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Quote of the Day
Replies: 3
Views: 627

'Nobody would buy a dirty sexual'
by keepinitneal
March 21, 2005, 6:24 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Concerts
Replies: 8
Views: 929

Saw Mudvayne the other week. Small venue (The Garage) about the size of Roxy's. Why they can't get the sound right at the latter continues to baffle me. Completely sold-out show but i managed to get a ticket from a tout(?) outside the venue. They played quite a bit of new stuff, Mark. 'Happy', for o...
by keepinitneal
March 14, 2005, 4:05 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Important Notice Please Read
Replies: 4
Views: 729

Why is god a giant platypus? Marsupial? Duck? whatever.
by keepinitneal
March 10, 2005, 6:51 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Greetings frightened children!
Replies: 4
Views: 648

Greetings frightened children!

I just remembered that many of you are too frightened to leave teh (TEH? DID I JUST SPELL "THE" INCORRECTLY? HOW STUPID AM I???) comforting domain that is oddville. Since the tantalising portal has been closed to me lately, I thought 'I must venture within at teh (TEH? DID I JUST SPELL "THE" INCORRE...
by keepinitneal
February 3, 2005, 4:50 pm
Forum: Site News
Topic: NEW EMAIL (Matt can move this later)
Replies: 2
Views: 926

NEW EMAIL (Matt can move this later)

Greetings Please note that I have a new email address. In our efforts to boycott hotmail and eventually have its incompetent creators fall into the sea from despair, take a moment to send me a quick 'FUCKYOU' or whatever to the following: nealgoldwyer@yahoo.com Then i can add your latest address ref...
by keepinitneal
January 14, 2005, 4:30 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: The English language writers
Replies: 51
Views: 4521

Neil is a dog? And i object to denigrating Shakespeare. Like Homer, if you insult Shakespeare, you're likely insulting a whole host of poets over a space of many years. And if their ghosts take offence and come after you with spears and assorted archaic weaponry from the armoury of antiquity you sho...
by keepinitneal
December 23, 2004, 1:47 pm
Forum: Site News
Topic: Goodbye
Replies: 1
Views: 780

*rummaged in bag of anarchist's tools*
by keepinitneal
December 23, 2004, 11:30 am
Forum: Links
Topic: And you think you had too much time on your hands???
Replies: 7
Views: 980

Chris has just condensed the vast realm of post-colonial critical theory into a single aphorism. Well done. :trophy:
by keepinitneal
December 23, 2004, 10:38 am
Forum: Links
Topic: And you think you had too much time on your hands???
Replies: 7
Views: 980

It's likely that the same dirty fucker threw the toilet roll in the bowl and the roll was salvaged by the janitor and left to dry on the windowsill.


Jesus, school will haunt me every waking hour.
by keepinitneal
December 23, 2004, 9:58 am
Forum: Random
Topic: The big question: who is root?
Replies: 11
Views: 927

Legality schmegality.

The man who hides behind the law is both a coward and a fool.
The wounded man assumes his vengeance and says to the offended party, 'if i die you are forgiven'. Such is the law of honour.
by keepinitneal
December 23, 2004, 9:50 am
Forum: Links
Topic: And you think you had too much time on your hands???
Replies: 7
Views: 980

Intriguing. Quite true also. However, he forgot to mention how it often comes to be that there is a roll with usually far-less paper than the other. It could be the case that a toilet roll dispenser is installed and the previous roll, not entirely empty, has slipped through the gap in the base of th...
by keepinitneal
December 23, 2004, 9:15 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Brian McFadden Appreciation Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 892

WTF?? Stoner mind?
Who you talking about girl?

Brian McFadden IS cool. Period.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 4:14 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Merry Xmas and Have a fab new year
Replies: 12
Views: 1446

Talking of digressions. Get Matt to make you a Southpark avatar. That doggystyle thing freaks me out.
It is gay sex y'know. Or a bald chick with no breasts, which is as good or as bad as a guy, depending on your politics.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 4:12 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: The big question: who is root?
Replies: 11
Views: 927

I know your name is Gareth, it just doesn't shed the tiniest photon of light on anything. And you know Sarah. I've met Sarah.
I just want to know if we've met before. Hmm?
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:59 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: The big question: who is root?
Replies: 11
Views: 927

That's fuckin creepy. Asking about a man's gf.
Your friends have fucked up names.

...


I'm just being pissy because i hatesess riddlesesss. Whatsss he gotss in hiss pocketses preciousss?
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:54 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Merry Xmas and Have a fab new year
Replies: 12
Views: 1446

Yay! Little devils!!

:jig: