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This video is priceless.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/dar ... martass-xk

We actually targeted him with witty replies. Using the most erudite language we could we sent him mails and even an sms telling him what a loser he is. He has since taken the column down. Oh we also sent him a video of a guy masturbating.

This was discovered by a friend of my on gumtree.co.uk yesterday. What a laugh:

Or maybe they taught her to wash her snatch first then use that sponge to wash the rest of her body?

It could be worse; she could have scales or even a trout head instead of her human one.

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Story?id=2287206&page=1

In a recent article this girl was called the second hottest girl in New York. Do you agree? Answer the poll then read the rest of the article.

http://www.observer.com/2008/arts-cultu ... l-new-york

Site blurs pictures to make them appear worse than they actually are. Some of this is brilliant.

http://yougotblurred.com/

interesting read on death:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19626252.800

A fish which goes up the penis or vagina, lodges itself in place with spikes and feasts on your blood. This is no myth..it's the willy fish!

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/p ... ?blogid=52

These are pretty cool but what I want to know is; what the fuck is wrong with the women in the first link's belly button? It looks like somesort of hideous flabby anus. http://www.cameo-intimates.com/lingerie/product/016.html A sadly censored link: http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2008/08/go-ahead-fram...

Well if you want something to suck on while surfing porn I believe Matt is probably just a call away.

Currently many internet communities are obsessed with finding out which actor is secretly gay and violently ass raped an ex-boyfriend. Most guesses are putting the blame on Will Smith and James Franco though Christian Bale's name has come up a lot too. Personally I hope it's Seth Green...the thought...

Yeah sorry I have been experiencing a bit of blood in my cum since that party where i thought it would be a bit of fun to slam my nuts between two bricks. I will pay to clean the skirt.

Cracked.com outlines the most wonderful sex acts committed in the bible - I like the incest.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16546_6- ... bible.html

No I do not....ever! Even when I have a job.

Now i have no reason to ever become a priest. A great loss to the catholic church.

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News ... 36,00.html

I love these stories:

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/ ... ck_ac.html

The definitions of some strange sayings: FLY OFF THE HANDLE Meaning: Get very angry, very quickly. Origin: Refers to axe heads, which, in the days before mass merchandising, were sometimes fastened poorly to their handles. If one flew off while being used, it was a dangerous situation ... with unpre...

The best inventions made by people who were high:

http://www.cracked.com/article_16532_5- ... -high.html

A kick in the crotch and a dead hamster is hardly payment but alright point conceded.

This is interesting in a kind of - oh god i am so bored i wish someone would entertain me for thirty seconds kind of way. Pity the fixation with the Beatles.

http://www.thetoyzone.com/20-album-cove ... d-in-lego/

Why else would i spend every night of my life pressed up against your bedroom window with my knob in my hand?

Is it a turtle without a shell? Is it an alien from a crashed UFO? Is it in fact god - fallen from heaven? Is it a new beast which Matt may have actually not had the chance to sleep with yet? Who knows.

http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster- ... in-montauk

Paelleon wrote: "Two thumbs up!" - Siskel and Ebert

Two thumbs up where exactly?

Yeah I would agree with that 100%

Oh god damn you both. I just made a very inconvenient mess on my keyboard.

...I will bring ma banjo...

They really should have called them mantyhose...do these people know nothing about marketing?

...or wolves. I suspect you could escape the homeless but wolves chewing on your head may be inconvenient.

Wrestlers call for a chair and get it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsW5QeNG478 Matt below is what happened when I attempted to embed it. Probably occured due to my stupidity. [youtube=]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hsW5QeNG478&hl=en&fs=1"></p...