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Paelleon

I don't know. I found it hot. I regularly jerk off while reading.

Paelleon

I'm guessing you have to lower your security settings. That or the Mac sucks.

Alternatively you can click here

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Paelleon

To be fair he was probably speaking in the second person imperative (is that what it's called Warren - my grammar isn't as good as it should be) as in "It is an honour to captain your country". But the written word makes it easy to imply that he was pointing a finger at the assembled english press ....

Paelleon

So. Kevin Pietersen is appointed English Captain on the back of Vaughn's departure. The best part was this quote: I have learned a great deal about leadership from playing under both Michael and Paul and fully appreciate the level of responsibility that comes with the job of captaining your country....

Paelleon

Biskit wrote:Did you not like Maggie?

Without giving too much away I liked her best at the very end of the movie. That was the best thing that could have happened to her. Or what happened in "Secretary". That was also a good thing that could have happened to her. Dirty trollop.

Paelleon

Because I pay you to?

Paelleon

You like me. You really, really like me.

Paelleon

Exactly.

Paelleon

Mantyhose! Now you too can feel the fabric wedge up your arse, cramp your groin and cause intense discomfort all to make your legs look smooth. "Two thumbs up!" - Siskel and Ebert

Paelleon

...I will bring ma trailer...

Paelleon

Biskit wrote:i think these are all HOT!

i am actually going to have a metal thong made for myself!

Paelleon

tbh I understand the complaint about 2.5 hours. I did feel it. The movie would have been punchier if it had ended slightly earlier. That said it picked up dramatically at the end, and the entire production, as a whole, was almost perfect. Ledger deserved every bit of the praise heaped upon him - he ...

Paelleon

Rebel Pope wrote:i agree...where the hell is Matt this week? Paelleon, drac and Illengurts come on but don't post. No idea why.

I have nothing to say.

Paelleon

An exploding fridge has stunned bomb experts, fridge specialists - and the fridge's owner. Adrian Coetzee, who lives in Silver Lakes, Pretoria, narrowly escaped death on Wednesday when an explosion ripped through his kitchen, blowing food and shrapnel from his four-month-old fridge across the room....

Paelleon

You used to have a knob? LIES!!!!

Paelleon

like Rick Rolling, only more offensive ...

Paelleon

I hide mine in a folder called 'pr0n'. Nobody would think of that!

You see - what I did was change the o to a 0, and switch the order of the middle two letters. I'm smart like that.

Paelleon

Damn! was beaten to it. oh well.

Edit: Also - double post. Whatever happened to that little game?

Paelleon

First post out of the way, only 4 to go ...

and where the fuck is ceek?

Paelleon

Paelleon

My friend scored 800-million...can he suck your balls now Matt? Also what's the difference between the guns, i mean apart from the splatter effects. I think the higher powered guns score less ... not sure tho'. Too busy losing to watch how many points you score for a kill, or how much extra time yo...

Paelleon

So he does something impossible and gets rewarded with sucking your balls. I have to pay. Something isn't right here ...

Paelleon

Games over. A friend of mine claims to have made a score of 7660.

That's too good. I'm out.

Paelleon

Tenacious B wrote:i sure remember frantically masturbating to the sight of the syreen captain's cleavage in star control 2.

That was fucking awesome. I remember photoshopping (well to be honest it was paint because i have no skills at anything more complex) nippples in ...

Paelleon

That was just the one time ... jeez.

LET IT GO ALREADY!!!!!

Paelleon

PORL wrote:also lol at paelleons shit internet

You know - that isn't even a joke. I tried to load just the front page at home - thinking I would use my bandwidth to watch the movies all evening - and it took 5 minutes to fully load the page. Fuck the videos ...

Paelleon

I don't understand. What is this internet? And where can I find pictures of people sticking their naughty bits into other people?

Paelleon

are some of the greatest things to hit the corporate world, and spread faster than my syphilis.

Top score I have is 4925. Beat that (not a reference to masturbation).

Paelleon

LISTEN UP YOU HEATHEN! I HAVE TWO POINTS TO MAKE.

1. bump
2. This isn't a motivational poster, but it is an awesome picture.

That is all.

Paelleon

Oh God did my humour just get dissed by Alex? How did i ever sink so low? This is what it must feel like being a ceo of a blue chip company only to wake up one day to find yourself living under a bridge while your wife stays in your old home with your ex best friend. http://flabbergastedly.com/wp-c...

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