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by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:45 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: NWN
Replies: 16
Views: 1704

Who, praytell, are you Root? Just to clarify details and jettison my paranoia.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:38 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Side-tracked...
Replies: 18
Views: 1827

No wonder neal has no gf. If ia woman does that and looks at you like that she wants you to bone her. And don't you forget it!! It means she wants to wrap you in a silk coccoon and devour your liquified insides over a fortnight. FYI, i don't have a gf because i'm an asshole. And don't forget it :lol:
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:35 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Hair = Cut
Replies: 10
Views: 1153

CeeK wrote:my eyes
My breakfast!
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:34 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: roots arb stuff for today
Replies: 6
Views: 1175

:trophy:
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:33 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Chris' Anus
Replies: 14
Views: 1523

Matt's breast are beginning to look obscene. He need a mastectomy.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:30 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: What do you do when you have hours to spare
Replies: 37
Views: 4892

Fuck you Matt. I'd have made a great journalist.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:22 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Side-tracked...
Replies: 18
Views: 1827

She looks like a bizarre instinct. Perhaps her sphincter is aching and needs sunlight and fresh air to heal.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:17 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: NWN
Replies: 16
Views: 1704

And my second will will wake me on the cusp of morrow.
We duel at dawn.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:10 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Merry Xmas and Have a fab new year
Replies: 12
Views: 1547

Christ i hate Christmas. Although, not as much as Christ hates Easter.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 3:07 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: What do you do when you have hours to spare
Replies: 37
Views: 4892

Is Naruto related to Pronutro? Breakfast cereal was a dedicated hobby of mine throughout childhood. Grant, i never even imagined there could possibly ever be a reason to give a name to a 'schlomper'. Although i suspect it's one of those many wildly creative neologisms coined by Hustler titerary hack...
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 2:55 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: roots arb stuff for today
Replies: 6
Views: 1175

People might mistake you for a horticulturalist, what with your penchant for the arborial.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 2:54 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Side-tracked...
Replies: 18
Views: 1827

That's so cool. How do i make a customised emoticon?
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 2:52 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: NWN
Replies: 16
Views: 1704

It is. If i cared i'd seriously consider it. It's always best to make the supervisor feel hopelessly inadequate when confronted with the obscurity of your sources. Only if you have veracity, accuracy and competence on your side or things could go hopelessly Blair-shaped for you. Would make for colou...
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 2:41 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: roots arb stuff for today
Replies: 6
Views: 1175

The word is arbitrariness. Cumbersome, yes. But you can't pluralise an abbreviation. Well, you can. You can do whatever you want short of murdering somone for non-religious purposes.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 2:36 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Side-tracked...
Replies: 18
Views: 1827

Camel eye?
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 2:26 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: What do you do when you have hours to spare
Replies: 37
Views: 4892

I'm usually rendered speechless by premium cameltoe but may i, in all my ignorance, enquire how the 'schlomper scale' works?
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 1:58 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: What do you do when you have hours to spare
Replies: 37
Views: 4892

Oh, sweet Jesus!!!
That's the funniest thing i've seen all week.
I burst out laughing in my cubicle - further confirming my co-workers' suspicions that i'm a complete lunatic. :rofl:
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 1:55 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: NWN
Replies: 16
Views: 1704

neverwinter nights is awesome. macdaddy lent me the dvd with two expansions on it, and i have to admit i really liked it. the whole networked dnd session is such an awesome idea; however, the amount of work necessary to dm a campaign like that looks huge. just the map editor is like a doctoral thes...
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 1:47 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Chris' Anus
Replies: 14
Views: 1523

... oh and don't stress about the points too much, matt wouldn't give me a blow job in exchange for 50 000 of them (which i thought was a fair offer considering his chicken fetish). They're pretty much like Z$ Z$'s -that's funny shit. Hyperzimflation. As for Mr Self. Presumably he's returning in th...
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 1:40 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: What do you do when you have hours to spare
Replies: 37
Views: 4892

That is the gayest hobby i've ever heard of.

I'm taking it up today!
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 1:34 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Side-tracked...
Replies: 18
Views: 1827

I've yet to see anyone use the little devil emoticons. But we digress.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 1:21 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Chris' Anus
Replies: 14
Views: 1523

Quality not quantity. You need a picture or a viable issue (a viable issue from chris' anus -uuggghhh).
Consider the following. Here's Will Self in Chris' anus.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 1:14 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The Morning after the Night before
Replies: 8
Views: 711

I'm at work. I wish i had a vacuum cleaner to contend with. Colleagues instead. Not unlike vacuum cleaners, mid you: full of hot air and filth and best kept hidden in a broom closet when not in use. If you could fit the pachyderm in a broom closet, that is. BOOMM! Haa Haa
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 11:32 am
Forum: Random
Topic: Bad Fit
Replies: 0
Views: 475

Bad Fit

The pachyderm is complaining that she cannot find clothes to fit her.
A circus tent perhaps?
Or a nice floral dress along the lines of Gilbert Grape's mother's wardrobe?
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 11:27 am
Forum: Random
Topic: In that song "She'll be coming out the mountain, who is
Replies: 9
Views: 781

"She'll be coming round the mountain When she comes She'll be coming round the mountain When she comes She'll be coming round the mountain, She'll be coming round the mountain, She'll be coming round the mountain When she comes She'll be driving six white horses When she comes She'll be driving six ...
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 11:02 am
Forum: Random
Topic: In that song "She'll be coming out the mountain, who is
Replies: 9
Views: 781

It's coming ROUND the mountain, Michelle.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 10:57 am
Forum: Random
Topic: Bad Sex
Replies: 4
Views: 891

Shot. Set that as my new desktop wallpaper. If that doesn't get me fired nothing Will(Self). Haha.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 10:44 am
Forum: Random
Topic: Bad Sex
Replies: 4
Views: 891

Will Self is no longer a heroin addict. Fucked off his head by the perverted reality that is our contemporary zeitgeist, yes, but certainly not from riding the white pony. The only bovine humping being done is by Shiva in the admittedly putrid nominated passage.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 10:27 am
Forum: Sports
Topic: England win by seven wickets
Replies: 2
Views: 491

CeeK wrote:What do tsolekile, steyn and our entire administration have in common?

They suck.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: