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by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 10:25 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The Morning after the Night before
Replies: 8
Views: 711

I don't remember.
Matt must've slipped a ropey into my Guinness.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 10:11 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Brian McFadden Appreciation Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 919

Don't you dare, you vicious authoritarian bastard. And i mean that in the nicest possible way, of course.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 10:06 am
Forum: Links
Topic: There are hours to spare... and then there are hooouuurrrrss
Replies: 8
Views: 669

I'd love to see harry potter on e. he'd be like oh hermime i love you so much as a friend. Now little gay guy (his friend the gay guy - i haven't seen the wmovies so i don't know his name, the sam wise of harry potter you gdig) lets hug and touch all night. It's Ron. Randy red-haired Ron. The homoe...
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 9:39 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Brian McFadden Appreciation Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 919

Brian McFadden Appreciation Thread

Ay, that now-hirsute oirish lad from Westlife. Particularly like the folksy mull-of-kintyre type breakdown in his latest single.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 9:37 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The Morning after the Night before
Replies: 8
Views: 711

Or i can assume the yoke of my suffering like a man and forego your recommended gooey, sugary treats. My liver is injured so i'd best be merciful to my pancreas.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 9:20 am
Forum: Random
Topic: Market Inquiry
Replies: 6
Views: 690

No, you cynical heathens.
The vast receptacle of my mind is the answer you were looking for.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 9:14 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The Morning after the Night before
Replies: 8
Views: 711

Indeed. Even the shrill call of the morning birds seem to me a cacophony of terrors, the ground unnecessarily unforgiving and the light...oh god, the light! Even the most tenebrous recess seems bathed in solar glare.
by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 8:40 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The Morning after the Night before
Replies: 8
Views: 711

The Morning after the Night before

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by keepinitneal
December 22, 2004, 8:34 am
Forum: Random
Topic: Market Inquiry
Replies: 6
Views: 690

There is dispute as to the true origin of the word although the most convincing and perhaps etymologically sound suggestion is that the term is direct translation from the French "Marché aux Puces", which was the name of an extensive and popular Parisian bazaar where all manner of, often vermin-lade...
by keepinitneal
December 21, 2004, 2:49 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: What do you do when you have hours to spare
Replies: 37
Views: 4892

nnnffggg! HAHA. At it again.
by keepinitneal
December 21, 2004, 2:47 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Health
Replies: 15
Views: 884

Hey, this is the health thread isn't it? If i read one more 'your mama' quip i'll...ah, fuck it. Your Mother!
by keepinitneal
December 21, 2004, 2:32 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: There are hours to spare... and then there are hooouuurrrrss
Replies: 8
Views: 669

:rofl: :rofl:

Funny shit.

I love agirl with her foot in her mouth.
by keepinitneal
December 21, 2004, 2:20 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Health
Replies: 15
Views: 884

...."Cultivate the habit of early rising. It is unwise to keep the head long on a level with the feet. " -Henry David Thoreau
by keepinitneal
December 20, 2004, 8:14 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Health
Replies: 15
Views: 884

Health

How long can one reuse a plastic waterbottle before the accumulated bacteria becomes a serious health hazard?
by keepinitneal
December 20, 2004, 8:11 am
Forum: Links
Topic: What do you do when you have hours to spare
Replies: 37
Views: 4892

The cold dark shell that is my life is a pretty effective time-waster.
by keepinitneal
December 17, 2004, 11:33 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: What Made Growing Up in the Eighties Uncool
Replies: 8
Views: 646

Feeling left out are we, little catamite? Or should that be mattacite?
by keepinitneal
December 17, 2004, 11:30 am
Forum: Links
Topic: Is today Monday or Friday
Replies: 3
Views: 580

As unnecessary as a celebration of the Gay Trek is in a time like this, it deserves recognition inasmuch as it could, or already has, fuck(ed) up your week.
by keepinitneal
December 17, 2004, 11:15 am
Forum: Media
Topic: What book are you?
Replies: 5
Views: 735

NEVER A-FUCKIN-GAIN
by keepinitneal
December 17, 2004, 10:38 am
Forum: Media
Topic: What Made Growing Up in the Eighties Cool
Replies: 20
Views: 1870

crickk....crick....crick....

toowit...toowooo... hoo....hoo....
by keepinitneal
December 17, 2004, 10:31 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: What Made Growing Up in the Eighties Uncool
Replies: 8
Views: 646

Hotguy 37 wrote:Tiny shorts with tucked in T-shirts and Wham.
I object. Wham! were cool. They fuckin MADE the eighties. period.
And Depeche Mode.
by keepinitneal
December 17, 2004, 10:29 am
Forum: Random
Topic: Lata Oddvillains
Replies: 11
Views: 1052

There's still the element of surprise.
by keepinitneal
December 17, 2004, 10:28 am
Forum: Media
Topic: What book are you?
Replies: 5
Views: 735

This is class shit, man. Do it. You know you want to.
Matt is "The Gruffalo"
-You're brown, hairy with purple eyes and you do dubious things to young children in the woods.
by keepinitneal
December 17, 2004, 10:26 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Quote of the day...
Replies: 18
Views: 1013

Well, we had to try and render it otherwise than completely abyssmal, which is how it began. "Surprise sex?"
by keepinitneal
December 17, 2004, 8:07 am
Forum: Random
Topic: Lata Oddvillains
Replies: 11
Views: 1052

Steve would make a great Santa.
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 4:19 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: What book are you?
Replies: 5
Views: 735

Apologies for the code shit
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 4:11 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: What book are you?
Replies: 5
Views: 735

What book are you?

<p><img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/ujj.jpg"><br> You're Ulysses! by James Joyce Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced...
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 3:42 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Quote of the day...
Replies: 18
Views: 1013

It is trannie. In thai however the pronunciation yields some garbled semantic shadow of the original colloquialism.

Which is to say, i fucked up.
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 3:36 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Xmas story
Replies: 1
Views: 360

Xmas story

Dip your balls in season folly, at your party act a wally. Fa lalala la la la laaa. My manageress, henceforth referred to as the pachyderm for her preteranthropological dimensions, is adfopting two orphans for the silly season. This was too much. Office gossip runs as follows, courtesy of me - that ...
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 3:08 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Quote of the day...
Replies: 18
Views: 1013

What's it to you big boy?
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 2:58 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Quote of the day...
Replies: 18
Views: 1013

Good grief, if we're factoring in that variable, i'd have to resort to far more drastic means of emotional subterfuge.