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by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 2:03 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Quote of the day...
Replies: 18
Views: 1013

Of course. How else to you intend to keep the women coming back unless you have some form of financial leverage?
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 1:15 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Quote of the day...
Replies: 18
Views: 1013

It's a well known fact that homosexuals marry mature women to disguise their true sexual proclivities. So who is the old chick for you Neal? Oh God, Marco! This is too easy. Really. You can see it coming. It's far too obvious. A blind monkey with Downs syndrome could anticipate it. Here it comes......
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 11:58 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Quote of the day...
Replies: 18
Views: 1013

It's a well known fact that homosexuals marry mature women to disguise their true sexual proclivities.
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 11:50 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Cartoon of the day
Replies: 0
Views: 622

Cartoon of the day

Something tells me Scott Adams either moonlights for Hustler or is busy collating his litigation documentation as we speak.
Nonetheless, the cartoon somehow articulates the unconscious phantasmic strata of the Dilbertian ennui without seeming obvious or forced.
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 11:40 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Quote of the day...
Replies: 18
Views: 1013

Delusion is such an ugly word. We should call Kevin's misapprehension "repressed truth of Kev's mom getting it on like a nasty thai trazzie"
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 8:50 am
Forum: Random
Topic: Hello from ridiculously cheap and wonderful Thailand
Replies: 8
Views: 875

Catatonic
Gin and Tonic
Rah, Rah, Rah, Rah.
Narcoleptic
Somewhat septic
Yah, Yah, Yah, Yah
by keepinitneal
December 15, 2004, 8:40 am
Forum: Random
Topic: Hello from ridiculously cheap and wonderful Thailand
Replies: 8
Views: 875

You bastard. i hope you have so much fun that you end up catatonic. :lol:
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 1:11 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Silent Running
Replies: 15
Views: 2279

Okay, if you wanna play nasty!
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 11:44 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Silent Running
Replies: 15
Views: 2279

Steevil Knievel wrote:Even a hearty thread concerning my band turns into a gay fiesta on Oddville. :roll:
What's this 'my band' stuff Steve? A little dictatorial don't you think?
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 11:31 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Silent Running
Replies: 15
Views: 2279

Imfao?
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 11:10 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Silent Running
Replies: 15
Views: 2279

Nonsense, Steve, you shit-stirrer.
Don't sublimate your homosexual fantasies on my perfectly acceptable behaviour. I hate the Archies and would never have dreamed of referring to their abysmal caricatures even in jest.
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 10:43 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Silent Running
Replies: 15
Views: 2279

It's the closest i get to moist pinkness.

On a more serious note, however: Matthew, i thought it would be an excellent idea if you were to post Silent Running lyrics somewhere on the forum. I think most people would be highly receptive to this.
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 10:04 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Silent Running
Replies: 15
Views: 2279

I engaged in the same carnal activity as i would with a woman. I brushed up against it before it freaked out and threw itself against the floor, dashing its liveried brains out on the cruel tiles.
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 9:51 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Rodents on drugs
Replies: 9
Views: 1432

Yes. the main thing was the 'Ryde' as in Ryder. Ryding charlie would have sounded awfully gay.
I commend you for your perspicacious eye, Chris.
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 9:30 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Rodents on drugs
Replies: 9
Views: 1432

Your mother
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 9:08 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Rodents on drugs
Replies: 9
Views: 1432

Ryding the white pony never seemed so tempting. Go away, Matt. Your glorification of narcotic debauchery has already attracted a pest. Note the rodent-like features and shameless, wanton salivation for a fix.
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 9:01 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Silent Running
Replies: 15
Views: 2279

Return the pine needles to the earth, lay those woody cones in dusty repose and hide the soft lights of lambent baubles in dark caverns of earth.
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 8:11 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Silent Running
Replies: 15
Views: 2279

Silent Running

I thought any post-coital ramblings, reviews and opinions regarding last night's veritable orgy of wine, women and song deserved a thread all their own. Congratulations to Matt, Steve and Neil for putting on such a moving performance. Thanks also to Matt for so graciously hosting the evening at his ...
by keepinitneal
December 14, 2004, 8:02 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Rodents on drugs
Replies: 9
Views: 1432

I love the needle in the brain. Talk about mainlining!
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 4:32 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: Silent Running Gig - Monday 13th December
Replies: 23
Views: 2963

Why?
So you can suck my dick and not feel guilty? Huh, gaylord? :lol:
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 4:16 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: Silent Running Gig - Monday 13th December
Replies: 23
Views: 2963

Ah, right. A defensive rhetorical manoeuvre if ever there was one.
Just say you give up Neil.
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 4:13 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Rodents on drugs
Replies: 9
Views: 1432

Rodents on drugs

The Brain Marijuana, Cocaine, And The Opiates Part 2 Reward: Drug Self-Administration Rats will press a bar to get an injection of cocaine or heroin (self-administration). The rat keeps pressing to get more cocaine or heroin because the drugs make the rat feel so good. This is called positive reinfo...
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 3:54 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: cheers bitches! enjoy the holidays
Replies: 3
Views: 587

Merry martyred messiah season, Hein.

Have a pineapple on me!
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 3:51 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: Silent Running Gig - Monday 13th December
Replies: 23
Views: 2963

I'm sure he did. And i'm sure he enjoyed that gloryhole action.
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 3:25 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: The Engineer of Human Souls
Replies: 46
Views: 4070

I'd feel insulted if that quip were any less of a cliche.
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 3:24 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: Silent Running Gig - Monday 13th December
Replies: 23
Views: 2963

I guess she also told you that the tube in her knickers was her bottle of Everysun 35?
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 3:10 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: The Engineer of Human Souls
Replies: 46
Views: 4070

Hey dude. Only a man who is truly comfortable with his sexuality can pay another man a compliment about his looks. It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 2:26 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: The Engineer of Human Souls
Replies: 46
Views: 4070

He reminds me of Lord Harry Wotton from The Portrait of Dorian Gray.
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 2:18 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: Silent Running Gig - Monday 13th December
Replies: 23
Views: 2963

And your ability to enter decent society again. A gay romp with a transvestite in a dingy cubicle is bound to annihilate one's reputation.
by keepinitneal
December 13, 2004, 2:16 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: The Engineer of Human Souls
Replies: 46
Views: 4070

I doubt that would be too convincing. Izzard's too good looking to play a convincing frenchman.