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Manhunt 2 banned in the UK

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What the fuck am i gonna do with my pre-order now???

(this ruined my day, so i thought i'd share)

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i still can't believe that there are still some governments that feel that there are some things that adults cannot be allowed to choose for themselves.

sucks, neil. i suggest coming home - nothing is banned here, except freedom of speech and effective sports teams selection.

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And that thing Matt does with the sheep and the rubber fist...though to be fair he has only been banned from doing it at schools.
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he also got banned from doing it at the post office...
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.Matt wrote:i still can't believe that there are still some governments that feel that there are some things that adults cannot be allowed to choose for themselves.
agreed (in this context)
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Biskit wrote:he also got banned from doing it at the post office...
and the supermarket...
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Rebel Pope wrote:
Biskit wrote:he also got banned from doing it at the post office...
and the supermarket...
a couple of years back, he got banned from doing it in the parking lot at cresta... but i'm not sure if they would remember.
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I remember he once tried to do it on stage in Grahamstown at the arts festival but no one went. It's not exactly banning but Matt did say it was equally unsatisfying.
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and what about that one time... at the circus? did you hear about that one!
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No I didn't, but I did hear about that time he did it in Sunday school.
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fucking religious zealots have no sense of humour

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Well be fair Matt you were trying to get their lay minister to dress as a sheep. "So then why's he called the lay minister?"
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some people just don't understand that i am no longer attracted the human beings.

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don't make me reply to this post...
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but you just did :confused:

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i meant, don't make tell everyone the truth about you... and me...
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if 'the truth' is that you are both shemales, we all know already
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damn! who's got the big fucking mouth???
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in related news, i love my vagina.

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i love your vagina too.
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If I had a vagina I would constantly play with it. Multiple orgasms = literally endless enjoyment.

The only time I could possibly stop would be when I passed out from lack of food or drink or something ...
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matt does play with his constantly... he makes me feed him and hold his beer and just shouts when he wants something. i then get it for him.

i wish i had a vagina to play with constantly.
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bitches be hatin'

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