Rundown of what Oddville is all about

[Maddy]

Hey, I am new on this forum. How about a brief rundown of what Oddville is all about?

[Rebel Pope]

Oddville is about many things. It is a place for people to express their deep set insecurites in an attempt to gain acceptance from the wider community, it is a philosophical debate forum designed to extend appreciation of the human condition and it is a nurturing environment in which people are encouraged to become all that they can be. Primarily however it is about spreading the word of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ and helping others to see his light and achieve acceptance into the kingdom of heaven.

[Maddy]

Yeh, right. I can tell from all the previous postings

[Rebel Pope]

Well then I am glad you are still here. Welcome brother.

P.S: If your surname is McCann then we should cash in on the reward.

[Maddy]

I have her locked in my basement. Preparing her for the "real world"

[Tenacious B]

if the real world includes being found dead next to a railway line then i think oddville just turned a profit, guys.

[Tenacious B]

also, i'm taking bets on whether maddy is drac or chataine....bet now!

[Rebel Pope]

I am going with Drac

[Biskit]

i'm still going with warren talking to himself...

[Rebel Pope]

It wouldn't be an awful guess. I mean I am already sleeping with myself.

[Biskit]

not that you would know.

[Drac]

FUCK YOU GUYS!!!!!!

[Chataine]

also, i'm taking bets on whether maddy is drac or chataine....bet now!

WTF??? It is Drac! I overheard him discussing his need to be seen as a female port star while his was having his balls waxed last week.

[Drac]

WTF??? It is Drac! I overheard him discussing his need to be seen as a female port star while his was having his balls waxed last week.

Is it pick on fucking Drac week this week?!?!?!?!?!?!? FUCK YOU ALL!!!!

[Rebel Pope]

If you are going to fuck us could you please do it as your Maddie character. I think it would be less socially awkward that way.

[Drac]

With the blonde wig and fake tits or without?

[Chataine]

Yes, with the wig and fake tits! You could pose as a strapon-carrying latex-clad domination whore

[Rebel Pope]

With please. I will be better able to Pop a chubby if you look like my mom.

[Drac]

With please. I will be better able to Pop a chubby if you look like my mom.

I'll grow my beard to give it that authentic feel as well.

[Chataine]

With please. I will be better able to Pop a chubby if you look like my mom.

Drac could never come close to your mom, his anus has been through too much. Since the time his brother pulled his cock out of Drac's ass like the rip-cord on a parachute, he has never been the same... mentally

[Rebel Pope]

You obviously don't know my mom.

[Chataine]

Not yet...

[LEXY!!!]

everybody knows warren's mom

[Biskit]

even lexy...

[Chataine]

Especially Lexy...

[Drac]

She bakes the best cookies

[Chataine]

Who, Lexy or Pope's mom?

[Drac]

Pope's. Lexy's doesn't add the secret herbs to her cookies...

[Chataine]

Ah yes, a mother's sweet nectar

[Drac]

Yes, the human mammary-milk that everyone craves