How about I just introduce myself

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How about I just introduce myself

Post by Maddy » July 14, 2008, 10:34 am

I was born in Las Vegas, Nevada. I began stripping in a local club at 18 and then started shooting layouts for men's magazines. About five years ago I got into the adult industry. After shooting a few movies for other companies, I met with Wicked Pictures owner Steve Orenstein and a deal was made. I hope to become the biggest star ever in the history of erotica!

Off camera I am funny, personable and down to earth. I enjoy shopping, water skiing and sex. I hope to get married and have kids. I am not a health food nut, preferring Taco Bell to a salad bar, but admit garlic mashed potatoes are my favorite food.

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Re: How about I just introduce myself

Post by Rebel Pope » July 14, 2008, 10:41 am

You won't be the biggest star in the porn industry if you eat at taco bell. We men like our porn stars skinny and on crack. We also don't like it referred to as erotica; it's demeaning to the intelliegence of the average male porn viwer to tell us that it's art.
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Re: How about I just introduce myself

Post by Maddy » July 14, 2008, 10:49 am

Do you mean to tell me that the idea of licking Cheesy Jalapeno sauce with seasoned beef out of my fluff filled belly button does not turn you on? WTF?

The only crack I know is my plumbers!

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Re: How about I just introduce myself

Post by Rebel Pope » July 14, 2008, 10:55 am

Of course it does but then the idea of licking cheesy jalapeno sauce with seasoned beef sauce from my own anus in front of a crowd turns me on too so i am not exactly fussy when it comes to cheesy jalapeno sauce.
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
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Re: How about I just introduce myself

Post by Maddy » July 14, 2008, 10:58 am

Rebel Pope wrote:Of course it does but then the idea of licking cheesy jalapeno sauce with seasoned beef sauce from my own anus in front of a crowd turns me on too so i am not exactly fussy when it comes to cheesy jalapeno sauce.

that is a turn on! Tell me, do you have any plumbing experience? I pay good...

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Re: How about I just introduce myself

Post by Rebel Pope » July 14, 2008, 11:04 am

The only plumbing I am experienced in is plumbing the depths of human depravity. That said it's only pipes and I could use the work.
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
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Re: How about I just introduce myself

Post by LEXY!!! » July 14, 2008, 3:49 pm

who are you really and how did you find us?
you'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking

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Re: How about I just introduce myself

Post by Biskit » July 15, 2008, 11:00 am

LEXY!!! wrote:who are you really and how did you find us?
What would .Matt do?

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Re: How about I just introduce myself

Post by Biskit » July 15, 2008, 11:01 am

wait! are you rebel pope's alter ego?

is he really talking to himself this time?
What would .Matt do?

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Re: How about I just introduce myself

Post by Tenacious B » July 15, 2008, 11:41 am

i was going to say that i think warren has finally stooped to responding to himself using multiple accounts when i realised that he doesn't have the imagination to think up the biography of an adult model from nevada. in fact, he barely has the imagination to think up the biography of a lowly journalist slash comedian with the libido of a 58 year old jehova's witness, which is pretty much what he is.

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Re: How about I just introduce myself

Post by Rebel Pope » July 15, 2008, 11:59 am

Let me introduce myself: I am man who like cock..no not cock that other thing. Lol.
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
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