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Upcoming trial will see hours of hard-core fetish pornography...
Ira Isaacs says his films, which feature bestiality and defecation, have artistic value. Federal prosecutors say they are criminally obscene. Hours of footage will help jurors decide who's right.
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warren - didn't you audition for a role in this?
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Yes I did, which was silly really. I mean I was never going to get a role in one of this guy's movies. The man is a genius and I am a mere hack.
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i don't believe anything is obscene anymore. besides, if you don't want to look at it, don't buy a box labelled GIRLS FUCKING DOGS AND EATING THEIR SHIT.

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That's not what the issue is here. Clearly it's an animal cruelty case before anything else. I'm not sure what else he could get into trouble for.
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the issue here is that 12 people are getting paid leave to do jury duty, which in essence is watching porn.

the other issue is that warren didn't get a part.
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Rebel Pope wrote:That's not what the issue is here. Clearly it's an animal cruelty case before anything else. I'm not sure what else he could get into trouble for.
that's an interesting point. i guess you have to ask yourself the distasteful question of whether sucking a horse off is "cruel" to the horse.

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Well, if it's a Brazilian shemale doing the sucking it may be considered cruelty

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I would consider that sucking off a horse would not be cruel but anal sex with a dog might be. This is clearly a complex issue and I hope that jury takes their duty seriously.
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When you say anal sex with a dog, are you refering to a human male penis being inserted into the canine's rectum or the canine penis being inserted into a human rectum?

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yeah, because while the former may be considered cruel, who could find fault with the latter when everyone knows dogs are just looking for some sweet fucking action?

also, if you allow a dog to violate you anally, is that more or less cruel than if you allow it to violate your vagina?

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No wonder he is such an advocate for free speech. Pity for Isaaks that they bust him now.
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all judges have a porn collection. it comes with the robe.
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Biskit wrote:all judges have a porn collection. it comes with the robe.
and some have penis pumps

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/200 ... nced_x.htm
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