Pissed off with SA

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Pissed off with SA

Post by BadBoy » June 20, 2005, 11:03 am

Im realy starting to get pissed off with the dual standards in this fucked up country of mine.

don<b>[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]</b>t get me wrong im all for dual standards when the rules are out in the open and known to all.

but when the rules say not to discriminate on any basis except .......

and certain associations that have manifestos/constitutions that if we swopped the word black for white they would be banned / in front of the humain rights commiossion

fuck this kak country

can anyone explain/defend the above?
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Post by Tenacious B » June 20, 2005, 11:13 am

BadBoy wrote:
can anyone explain/defend the above?
nope.

you got a situation in particular?

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Post by Ceek » June 20, 2005, 11:20 am

Can't explain it although i have come to terms with it. We as white South African's just have to be a little bit better than we would have had to be in the old days. I mean it is not like any of us are unemployed or destitute now is it? We just have a little bit less opportunity and i believe it will correct itself soon.
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Post by MacDaddy » June 20, 2005, 11:23 am

Legacy of apartheid etc.

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Post by Mr Dildo » June 20, 2005, 12:20 pm

Cummooon okes, you gotta admit we live a pretty fuckin comfortable life here.

Gimme Pekkie Mbeki and cronies with their bit of reverse apartheid any day over having to put up with fat, obnoxious, dumbass yanks or hoity toity poms, sheep shagging aussies etc
hey we have more public holidays here than just about anywhere else and the beer isn't shabby at all (yes i know there are some pretensious wankers out there who will pay double the price for some imported beer but SAB still pumps out a pretty good brew and windhoek is from one valley over)


for every reason i reckon somewhere else is better there are 10 more for me why SA is the plan
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Post by Tenacious B » June 20, 2005, 12:27 pm

great post grant. don't forget we have the hottest chicks anywhere as well.

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Post by Mr Dildo » June 20, 2005, 12:35 pm

.matt wrote:don't forget we have the hottest chicks anywhere as well.
i was saving that one for any detractors

we could put together a definitive list but then my points might cause an overflow error
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Post by BadBoy » June 20, 2005, 1:02 pm

grant go ahead and miss the point fucker

m@ look at the Black laywers association try and make a white laywers one or the black I.T. Forum

I don<b>[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]</b>t mind being margnalised or fucked over what i do mind is people pretending that it does not happen

at least the "aparthied" goverment had the balls to staand up and say if you are balck u are fucked (not as fucked as if you were in the US or AUS but fucked none the less)

These ANC fuckkers are all like "we are all equal but some are more equal than others " if you gonna fuck me over be up front about it
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Post by Ceek » June 20, 2005, 2:11 pm

KulQkumba wrote:SAB
I think you mean SAB-Miller. But i agree. And i like the pekkie mbeki line. Nice racism!
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Post by Mr Dildo » June 20, 2005, 2:23 pm

BadBoy wrote:grant ...blah blah blah...

m@ look ...blah blah blah...

... fucked over what i do mind is people pretending that it does not happen

...

These ANC fuckkers are all like "we are all equal but some are more equal than others " if you gonna fuck me over be up front about it...
bru i think we need to take a trip to the rub and tug, your spine is way too full for your own good.

sure the gov are a bunch of malakas, my point is it's the same everywhere. some politician is always going to bend you over , slip one past your heart and then pretend they didn't do it to you

i just don't reckon it's every government
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Post by Mr Dildo » June 20, 2005, 2:27 pm

CeeK wrote:
KulQkumba wrote:SAB
I think you mean SAB-Miller. But i agree. And i like the pekkie mbeki line. Nice racism!
yeah yeah yeah... SAB - can't seem to get used to this usurping US?/UK/cjech?dowegiveafuck?? double-barrelled name for my favourite company

me ??? racist ??? never!! i have a mate i call kaffir-grant. it just seemed to rhyme
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Post by Tenacious B » June 20, 2005, 2:33 pm

you see this is why we'll never have any black oddvillains. :sadshake:

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Post by Mr Dildo » June 20, 2005, 2:51 pm

BadBoy wrote:...
These ANC fuckkers are all like "we are all equal but some are more equal than others " if you gonna fuck me over be up front about it
Actually they were:
3.2 Affirmative Action measures: Section 15
a. Affirmative action measures are measures intended to ensure that suitably qualified employees from designated groups have equal employment opportunity and are equitably represented in all occupational categories and levels of the workforce.
b. Such measures must include:
• identification and elimination of barriers with an adverse impact on designated groups;
• measures which promote diversity;
• making reasonable accommodation for people from designated groups;
• retention, development and training of designated groups (including skills development); and
preferential treatment and numerical goals to ensure equitable representation. This excludes quotas.
i do however concede that the fuckers say otherwise
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Post by Dannah » June 22, 2005, 1:56 am

KulQkumba wrote:. . . over having to put up with fat, obnoxious, dumbass yanks

That hurt, manggg

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Post by Mr Dildo » June 22, 2005, 8:53 am

Dannah wrote:
KulQkumba wrote:. . . over having to put up with fat, obnoxious, dumbass yanks

That hurt, manggg

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apologies

didn't mean all ... just most
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Post by BadBoy » June 23, 2005, 8:07 am

The Ant and the Grasshopper

An ant and grasshopper lived in the same field. During summer the ant works all day and night bringing in supplies for the cold winter months ahead.

Meanwhile, the grasshopper hops and sings, eats grass all he wants and procreates.
Winter comes. It gets bitterly cold and the grass dies. The ant is well supplied and lives comfortably - but the grasshopper has not prepared for the winter and dies, leaving a whole horde of little grasshoppers without food or shelter.

The moral of the story is that one should work hard to ensure your comfort and well-being.

THE AFRICAN VERSION

The above applies but because it now happens in Africa, there are a few complications.

The starving offspring of the grasshopper demanded to know why the ant should be allowed to live comfortably while they have to endure such
terrible conditions.

A TV crew promptly arrives and broadcasts footage of the unfortunate
grasshoppers contrasting this footage with that of the ant in his snug
comfortable home.

The public in the neighbouring fields are stunned by what they see.

How can it be that the poor grasshoppers are suffering while the ant
lives in the lap of luxury?

In the blink of an eye the AGU (African Grasshoppers Union) is formed.
They charge the ant with "species bias" and claim that grasshoppers
are the victims of 30 million years of green oppression.

They stage a protest in front of the ant's house and trash the street.
When interviewed by the TV crew they state that if their demands are
not met they will be forced into a life of crime. Just to make their
point, they loot the TV crew's luggage and hijack their van.

The TRC (Take and Redistribute Commission) justifies their behaviour by saying that this is the legacy of the ant's discrimination and oppression of the grasshoppers.

They demand that the ant apologises to the grasshoppers and make amends for all the other ants in history that have done the same thing to
grasshoppers.

PAGAD (People Against Grasshoppers Abuse and Distress) states that
they are starting a holy war against ants.

The President appears on the 8 o'clock news guaranteeing aid for all
grasshoppers that have been denied the prosperity by those who have
benefited unfairly during the summer.

THE GOVERNMENT drafts the EEGAD Act (Economic Equity for Greens and Disadvantaged) retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined heavily for failing to employ a proportionate number
of green insects, and having nothing left to pay his income tax, his
home is confiscated by the government for redistribution.

The story ends as we see the grasshoppers finishing off the last of the
ant's food while living in their new government house (which just
happens to be the ant's old house) and the house also ends up crumbing
around them due to their laziness and incompetence.

The TV crew films the President standing before a group of wildly
singing and dancing grasshoppers, announcing that a new era of "equality" has dawned on the field.

The ant, meantime, is not allowed to work because, historically, he has
benefited from he field. In his place, ten grasshoppers, who only work
two hours a day, steal half of what they actually harvest.

When winter comes again and not enough food has been stored, they
strike and demand 150% wage increase so they can buy more food, which now has to be imported.

The ant packs his things and migrates to another field, where he starts
a highly successful food company and again becomes a millionaire by
selling food to the grasshoppers in the field from where he came.
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Post by Dannah » June 23, 2005, 3:40 pm

BadBoy wrote:The Ant and the Grasshopper

ramblerambleramble.
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What the fuck, man?

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Post by Tenacious B » June 23, 2005, 3:42 pm

he's old, leave him be. :sadshake:

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Post by MacDaddy » June 23, 2005, 3:49 pm

.matt wrote:he's old, leave him be. :sadshake:
And disgruntled it seems.

Don't worry though... after a couple of beers and maybe a blowjob I'm sure Reg will be gruntled once again.

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Post by Tenacious B » June 23, 2005, 3:54 pm

i'll gruntle you you hot slut

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Post by karmapolice » July 9, 2005, 1:08 am

just a quick reply on the Black lawyers association.

Interesting thing - BLA's constitution states that they cannot refuse anyone the basis of race creed all that shit...

so anyhow, in pretoria white afrikaans lawyers decided that they would join the BLA.

The BLA's membership is now, in pretoria, some 70% white male afrikaans.

theres true justice for you.

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Post by tetrahc » July 11, 2005, 9:43 am

BadBoy wrote:The Ant and the Grasshopper

.....

THE AFRICAN VERSION

blah blah....
cute story, problem is that in this story the grasshopper is wholly responsible for his own plight - didn't have the foresight to put something aside for winter. In the real world however, black south africans are not responsible for their own plight - they were brutally oppressed by the apartheid government and denied the opportunity to put something aside for winter....
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Post by Rebel Pope » July 11, 2005, 12:20 pm

tetrahc wrote:
BadBoy wrote:The Ant and the Grasshopper

.....

THE AFRICAN VERSION

blah blah....
cute story, problem is that in this story the grasshopper is wholly responsible for his own plight - didn't have the foresight to put something aside for winter. In the real world however, black south africans are not responsible for their own plight - they were brutally oppressed by the apartheid government and denied the opportunity to put something aside for winter....
Hear Hear.
Nice one Hein (Stupid grasshopper!)
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