Freedom of the press vs Freedom of Religion

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Post by Michelle » February 8, 2006, 10:46 am

You're not Muslim, you don't have too. You guys can have lubricated Danish anal sex FOVEVER :cool3:

Now party with me :banjo:

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Post by Ceek » February 8, 2006, 10:48 am

Without realising it, i have actually boycotted danish products my whole life!!
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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Post by masterb » February 8, 2006, 10:49 am

those danish biscuits ... man , how could i live without em ...

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Post by Michelle » February 8, 2006, 10:53 am

Ceek wrote:Without realising it, i have actually boycotted danish products my whole life!!
Funny that, so have I :\

Does that make me a terrorist? :shrug:


And Neil those weren't Danish biscuits - they were Proudly South African but your parents wanted to protect you from the American government, they told you they were Danish - To make like you weren't boycotting Danish products - so you told everyone that you ate Danish biscuits. See?

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Post by Ceek » February 8, 2006, 10:53 am

masterb wrote:those danish biscuits ... man , how could i live without em ...
Yeah danish porn is good but i mean i could live without it. Not like i am sitting typing in dansih biscuits into google images all day or anything!!
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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Post by masterb » February 8, 2006, 11:05 am

die michelle die ...

the little danish girls and boys who slaved in the cookie fields will piss on your grave for that.

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Post by Rebel Pope » February 8, 2006, 11:07 am

Denmark exports over $1-billion worth of product to SA each year. The items range from medicines to Sea Food. I think you might actually be surprised how much comes from such a tiny shitty cold country.
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Post by masterb » February 8, 2006, 11:12 am

i'm not surprised ...

i use their rohypnol all the time too ...

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Post by Ceek » February 8, 2006, 11:30 am

I was actually surprised when i heard that Billion rand statistic. But still the muslim component of that billion rand must be so incredibly tiny....
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Post by Michelle » February 8, 2006, 11:35 am

masterb wrote:die michelle die ...

the little danish girls and boys who slaved in the cookie fields will piss on your grave for that.

Those little children are useless, all they can do is bake. What happened to the good old days when children went out, made shoes, acted homeless to bring food home for the family, morons

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Post by Rebel Pope » February 8, 2006, 3:17 pm

I was also surprised it was so high. I heard that on ETV "The fountain of knowledge".
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Post by Michelle » February 8, 2006, 3:27 pm

One thing i'm wondering now, most situations we can predict where they are headed, but this one I don't think we can. What do you think, what will be the final outcome of this political fuck up?

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Post by Michelle » February 9, 2006, 10:39 am

Condeleeza Rice has now brought America into the cartoon thing. Can she not keep her silly little administration out of anything? She's had words to Syria and I forgot the second country. Stupid morons. Poor American's, imagine having them for a government.

They never ever mention that they have 37 000 0000 people suffering from poverty that they need to take care of, should i email them and tell them this? Or do you think Bush is having a facial?

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Post by MacDaddy » February 9, 2006, 12:02 pm

Definitely e-mail them Michelle. I'm sure your words of wisdom and boundless knowledge will totally turn around the geo-political landscape.

Remember to include the words 'bomb' 'suicide' 'jyhad' and 'allah' in all correspondence with G.W. Bush.

I recommend starting off by saying:

Dear Scum Sucking Pink Skinned Capitalist Pig,

My name is Michelle and I want to bomb your country mercilessly. etc. etc.

Also make sure you give your full name and contact details so that they can get hold of you to thank you for your amazing insight.
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Post by Michelle » February 9, 2006, 12:25 pm

What if i get amnesia and put all your details instead, will you drop off the letter?

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Post by MacDaddy » February 9, 2006, 12:35 pm

Sure I'll drop off the e-mail. Nonsensical and impossible as that may be.
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Post by masterb » February 9, 2006, 12:36 pm

i don't think even george bush could take a michelle email seriously no matter how much she threatened jyhad.

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Post by Michelle » February 9, 2006, 1:26 pm

You mean the Bush administration. Neil, do you know who or what Jyhad is, it's not a play station game.

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Post by MacDaddy » February 9, 2006, 1:31 pm

Do you Michelle?
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Post by masterb » February 9, 2006, 1:37 pm

michelle , if you wanna play the who's smarter game we can ...

a jyhad is a holy war in which sides cannot receive help from external party's
basically ...

do you know what multiple inheritance in an object model is ?

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Post by LEXY!!! » February 9, 2006, 1:37 pm

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well yeah freedom of speech is all good and well, but what about personal censorship?? just because you're ALLOWED to say something, doesn't mean you necessarily should. i have seen all the cartoons, and they're pretty lame. no pressing social commentaries.

the cartoonist knew exactly what he was doing in treating all those peoples religion with the contempt he did and tbh he brought it all on himself so tough shit.

i don<b>[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]</b>t condone whats going on but i refuse to feel sorry for or back the cartoonist in any way shape or form.

if this was another religion being so blatantly ridiculed there would be outrage all over, if he drew jehova with with a pig he would be slaughtered as a anti semitic yet he can draw muhammad (which in itself is highly disrespectful to the islamic faith) as a terrorist bomber and everyone spouts off about free speech and over reaction on behalf of muslims.

and the only reporting taking place is focusing on the tiny minority of extremist muslims calling attrocites to carried out in the name of islam.

yes the cartoonist and the newspapers have the right to free speech and expression but they also have a more important role and moral obligation to safegaurd us all from more terrorist attacks from mmilitant extremists and these actions they have taken by drawing and publishing such irresponsible and inflammatory things only serves to make our lives even more perilous in these troubled times as it only acts to add fuel to the already raging fire. i'd like to know what important social or political commentary was being made that it warrants these cartoons being published, even after such international outrage???

CHILDREN

what also strikes me though is the muslim communities are quick enough to march and protest and show solidarity against this kind of act which ridicule and supposedly harm their faith yet shy away from protesting and marching against the terrorists and extremists that they claim have nothing to do with islam and also shame and harm their faith.
thanks jay


that's what i think so yeah.

it's all stupid. they're all stupid and they shoul shut the fuck up.

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Post by Michelle » February 9, 2006, 1:45 pm

masterb wrote:i don't think even george bush could take a michelle email seriously no matter how much she threatened jyhad.
1. Spelt *jihad

2. Why would i threaten jihad, how can one threaten a holy war?

"Hello Jihad, i'm gonna Chuck Norris round house kick your ass"

Response: *bang* *bang* - yeah, then i'm dead

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Post by LEXY!!! » February 9, 2006, 1:47 pm

you could threaten to make/do/have a jihaad
you'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking

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Post by Michelle » February 9, 2006, 1:50 pm

masterb wrote:michelle , if you wanna play the who's smarter game we can ...

a jyhad is a holy war in which sides cannot receive help from external party's
basically ...

do you know what multiple inheritance in an object model is ?
Wisely, I'm going to say, no Neil. So tell me, what is it?

Psychologists say - Arrogance is what we think we don't know's not important, but it's important to ask what you don't know, so you grow in mind.


Oh, and glad you know what jihad is, show's observation. SMART BOY :banjo:

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Post by MacDaddy » February 9, 2006, 2:21 pm

Well Michelle, first, Jihad is a Holy War, while Jyhad is a kick-ass vampire card game. Both are valid spellings for different things.

Second, perhaps you're not the right person to be pointing out spelling errors.

Third, psychologists most certainly do not say that wholly insensible collection of garbled prose that you attribute to them.

Fourth, I bet Neil knows what multiple inheritance in an object model is, since it's some sort of programming thingy. To do with databases I think...?

Fifth, I like writing lists.

Sixth, see above.

Seventh, 'to threaten Jihad' is the same construction as 'to threaten War' and they are both equally valid expressions of intent. Perhaps you are being purposely obtuse, like when someone asks 'How do you feel?' and you reply 'I use my hands'. This is actually pretty cool.

Eighth, oh God I love writing lists.

Ninth, must stop.

Tenth, ok last one.
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Post by Michelle » February 9, 2006, 2:33 pm

1. Yes, i suck at spelling

2. My psychologist said that

3. I'm sure Neil knows what whatever that other thing was, that's why i asked him.

4. I also like writing lists

5. Tomorrow's Friday people, tomorrow's Friday!!!

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Post by masterb » February 9, 2006, 2:35 pm

it's allowing methods and properties to be inherited from multiple parents to a single child object.

oh yeah i'm gonna try and spell like you michelle

in fACKT iam giong to strart right now

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Post by LEXY!!! » February 9, 2006, 2:39 pm

it took me along time to type out that rant, albeit badly... :banjo:
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Post by Michelle » February 9, 2006, 2:42 pm

Dude, my crap spelling is an art, and i am the only unique artist of my spelling. No one could ever repaint Mona Lisa like Da Vinci, don't try spell like me.

Thanks for telling me, but what does it relate to in a computer. The hardware or software - I have no idea what you do

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Post by masterb » February 9, 2006, 3:19 pm

object modelling is a concept for anything really ...

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