Crazed Rabbit Killer on the Loose

Oh, look, a puppyOH GOD NO SWEET JESUS WHY GOD WHY
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Oh to live in a country where special task forces are set up for rabbits.

"Fear is driving rabbit owners in Germany to lock up their pets at night after a spate of brutal bunny slayings in which pets have been beheaded and drained of blood. More than 40 rabbits have been killed in the country's Ruhr district since late last summer, prompting police in the Dortmund area to set up a special task force to find the culprit."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7494184.stm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/ju ... malwelfare
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matt? is this because i said you couldn't have one?
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Oh Matt's had a rabbit! Believe me! I have the pictures. :masturbate:
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what? What? WHat? WHAt? WHAT?

i dare you to say that again!
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Oh Matt's had a rabbit! Believe me! I have the pictures. :masturbate:
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yeah... i have no comeback.
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Oh but Matt did; after he felched the rabbit.
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but he promised me you that you are the only other person he felches with besides ceek and me...

is he lying to me again?
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Well no he isn't llying. A rabbit isn't a person is it? I mean technically....
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of course it is.

it eats, sleeps and shits. of course it's a person.
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A person with fur, a small twitchy nose and four very lucky feet.
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but a person nonetheless
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sometimes i wake up next to pauline, look over at her restful, sleeping form and realise what an absolutely fucking insane person i am living with. :paranoid:

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:loopy:
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