Funny homeless signs.

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If you're still cracking the jokes you can't be that desperate.

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i suppose at least they still have a sense of humour.

felt quite sorry for the "will code html for food" dude, he actually may have been serious...
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if this was around 2001, then that guy was deadly fucking serious :(

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like that guy on jan smuts with the thing about his cat ate his neighbour's chicken and he needs money for bail?

is he still there? guys? is he??

i saw a guy today with a sign that said 'sleeping rough, not on drugs, please help' but he was sitting there reading a book. and i thought, shit, i'm so sorry your begging me for money isn't enough? i'm sorry you're bored. i dunno, why don't you getting a fucking job?

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hey lexy why don't you grow a fucking heart you evil bitch

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she kinda has a point though...
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What is that point? That the homeless shouldn't read? They shouldn't try to lift themselves above their socially impovershed position through literature but should rather use drugs and stare vacantly off into the distance?
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the point being that if he has the time and knowledge to sit there casually reading a book, then he has the fucking time and presumably the knowledge to look for a fucking job. unless he was reading "see jane run" or something equally as infantile.
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maybe he was reading a book called "how to find a job in today's current poor economic climate even if you were fucked by fate through being born to parents who could not afford to educate you and thus through no fault of your own were left homeless on the streets depending on the kindness of strangers to find your next meal" lol

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but you can still read?
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Maybe he was reading "Cartesian Dynamics in Sub Sectional formational developments" for the engineering course he was putting himself through with the begging money? Maybe that's why he was living on the street!!!!!111
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wow. these are all extremely valid points.
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he should be reading the classified ads looking for a job.

but you can't just hang out on the pavement reading a book with a cup at your feet hoping people throw money in

or i could just do that next time i go to to the park.
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LEXY!!! wrote:you can't just hang out on the pavement reading a book with a cup at your feet hoping people throw money in

or i could just do that next time i go to to the park.
The problem with you doing that is that they will expect some form of sex from you...

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I wonder who set these begging laws. What would you expect he do while he has his cup out. Give you his 100% focused fixed attention because you are prepared to throw 10p in his ten if he does. Let him have his dignity. This way he can possibly trick himself into believeing his life hasn't reduced to rubble around him.
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yeah, while you pretend to fumble in your bulging purse for 10 pence, would you rather he was pretending neither of you were in this dehumanising situation, or stare at your crotch intensely?

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