Vaginal Tightening cream

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Unsatisfying sex is more often casued by:

Men with small penises
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25%
Women with no vaginal muscles
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That guy who masturbates while looking through your window.
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25%
Mental images of Matt just as you are about to cum.
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50%
 
Total votes: 4

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Rebel Pope
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Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Rebel Pope » July 21, 2008, 10:01 am

Too much sex is ruining the average woman. Now at last women can do something about their cavernous vaginas.

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Re: Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Biskit » July 21, 2008, 10:07 am

i find matt just tight enough...
What would .Matt do?

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Re: Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Drac » July 21, 2008, 12:58 pm

I wonder if it works for ass too?

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Re: Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Rebel Pope » July 21, 2008, 2:06 pm

It does: Ask no questions.
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Re: Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Drac » July 22, 2008, 5:49 am

Fabulous! Maybe now Matt will find me useful again

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Re: Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Rebel Pope » July 22, 2008, 8:42 am

You disgust me.
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Re: Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Drac » July 22, 2008, 10:34 am

Oh but you know I save my best cock-sucking for you

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Re: Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Rebel Pope » July 22, 2008, 10:40 am

Rebel Pope wrote:You disgust me.
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
- Jimmy Carr

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Re: Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Drac » July 22, 2008, 11:15 am

It's a pity because I so want to please you.

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Re: Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Biskit » July 22, 2008, 11:46 am

Rebel Pope wrote:
Rebel Pope wrote:You disgust me.
What would .Matt do?

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Re: Vaginal Tightening cream

Post by Tenacious B » July 22, 2008, 3:29 pm

Biskit wrote:
Rebel Pope wrote:
Rebel Pope wrote:You disgust me.

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