The Pervert's Bible

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The Pervert's Bible

Post by Rebel Pope » August 17, 2008, 11:33 pm

Cracked.com outlines the most wonderful sex acts committed in the bible - I like the incest.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16546_6- ... bible.html
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
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Re: The Pervert's Bible

Post by Drac » August 19, 2008, 8:10 am

mmmm...incest....

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Re: The Pervert's Bible

Post by Biskit » August 21, 2008, 3:02 pm

i must admit that i am slightly aroused.
What would .Matt do?

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Re: The Pervert's Bible

Post by Drac » August 22, 2008, 6:38 am

Biskit wrote:i must admit that i am slightly aroused.
Only slightly? I had to replace my skirt 3 times while reading this article. Bloody unsightly cum-stains on the front....

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Post by Rebel Pope » August 22, 2008, 12:36 pm

Yeah sorry I have been experiencing a bit of blood in my cum since that party where i thought it would be a bit of fun to slam my nuts between two bricks. I will pay to clean the skirt.
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Re: The Pervert's Bible

Post by Drac » August 22, 2008, 12:50 pm

Rebel Pope wrote:I will pay to clean the skirt.
That's decent of you but the stains give me something to suck on while surfing porn. Thanks anyway though.

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Post by Rebel Pope » August 22, 2008, 1:47 pm

Well if you want something to suck on while surfing porn I believe Matt is probably just a call away.
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
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Re: The Pervert's Bible

Post by Drac » August 22, 2008, 5:54 pm

He always seems to be busy with Alex or someone else. Never time for me....

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