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Cool runnings comedy

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Okay guys it's this Sunday that I do stand up at cool runnings. I will be trying out a bunch of new material as well as some classic stuff. As this is a competition I could really use all the support I could get. You have to laugh and cheer even if I am as shit as a skid mark.

Starts at 8 but get there before that otherwise you will be late.

Urm beers are free (No they aren't but I bet you would come if they were)

Anyway...
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Will try my best to be there!! May not be able to make it though. But good luck either way!
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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i've checked my incredibly busy diary but i believe i will be able to make it. i'll squeeze you in between carte blanche and my weekly penis lengthening excercises.

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If you do your weekly er exercises during Carte Blanche then you have the added benefit of shooting off to Tim Modise

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Rebel Pope wrote: :mecry:

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I am the one and only. Nobody i'd rather be.
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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.matt wrote:
Rebel Pope wrote: :mecry:
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
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i shall probably attend your little performance as i have little else to do on sunday nights.

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Stiff Cliff wrote: i have little else to do on sunday nights.
Little else or little clifford :jig:
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Rebel Pope wrote:
.matt wrote:
Rebel Pope wrote: :mecry:
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
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i can only hope you are more comedic in person or else i might rip my own ears off attending your gig.

p.s. apart from the mech shrub party that is where you were reasonably comedic.

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OPPIKOPPI


or i'd totally go, sorry. or not lol
you'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking

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Stiff Cliff wrote:i can only hope you are more comedic in person or else i might rip my own ears off attending your gig.

p.s. apart from the mech shrub party that is where you were reasonably comedic.
I will do my best. I gotta keep the fans happy :hairpull:
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