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Beer and Boerie

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its summer again and time for Beer and Boerie.

I will be holding these on the 3 rd friday of the month ( or whenever else i want a braai).

rulez

1. i provide beer and boerie ( and rolls but beer boerie and rolls dosent flow ( fukin english)) if you want something else bring it
2. i will cook (braai) the boerie
3. you will drink the beer and eat the boerie ( if u know what i mean)
4. this should start from 5:30 pm till when i feel sleepy


FAQ.

Q. Who is invited ?
A. people who like to drink beer and/or eat borie

Q. what should i bring?
A. yourself, a sense of humor and at least 111 iq points ( be prepared to sacrifice 10 of these to the current god of beer)

Q. how do i get there ?
A. in your or a friends car

Q. ok where is it?
A. PM me and ill tell you

the next one is the 21st of october

c u there
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i love this idea.

i'm on for the 21st. anyone who wants a lift let me know.

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i like beer and i like boerie ...

reg you hot hot thing ...

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Re: Beer and Boerie

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BadBoy wrote: 1. i provide beer and boerie ( and rolls but beer boerie and rolls dosent flow ( fukin english)) if you want something else bring it
Might I suggest calling it "beer, boerie and buns"?
English is OK, you just have to cooperate with it.


Also, I'd just like to point out how insanely jealous I am. My summer is ending, which means no more of this kind of thing for a while. :1tear:
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i would like a lift but i need one way before the 21st. Like today. Can you give me a lift today matthew?
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i'll give you a lift chris. i've even brought my fireman's suit and everything.

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Fireman is my favourite game :bashful:
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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here buddy hold my hose

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reginald...i am there without a doubt...like a fatman at a pie eating contest!!!
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bump
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me, cliff and sue confirmed. i'll bring my dancing shoes. cliff will bring his dancing nutritional supplements. sue will bring her dancing breasts.

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friday is boozing and boerie day.....weeeeeeeeeeoooooweeeeeooooweeeee!!!
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rereading this thread, i can't believe no-one made a joke about clifford's "fat man at a pie eating contest" comment.

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i can't believe i didn't say i would be there like "matt at any meal time"

but then again, that would have been cruel and insensitive....oh what the fuck.

I will be there like matt at any meal time, and that<b>[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]</b>s a damn guarentee!
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