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Any excuse to drink Joburg pubcrawl

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Hey everyone.

As you all know i am moving to Barberton on October 31. With this in mind I am organising a Joburg wide pubcrawl that you are all invited to attend. This will take place on Saturday the 29th of October.
We will be kicking things off at the Centenary world of Beer at 12 midday (R10 entrance gets you two beers and some snacks) then moving on as the mood takes us to a myriad of different pubs along the way.
Obviously the more sober (or at least non smashed) drivers we have the better. If you guys could organise your own car pools with a driver that would be great, or if there is anyone out there who is keen to be a non drinking driver please let me know.
We will end up either in a club, or somewhere where there are a number of bars within walking distance of each other.
Bring, heaps of cash, some form of car bar for those dry periods between stops and your party pants.
Please let me know if you intend on coming as I want to make a list so we don't leave anyone behind ever.
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well you can count me in that's for sure i'll tell ya!
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Fan bloody tastic.
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Post by LEXY!!! »

i want to go prob will

PS YOU STOLE MY WORD: CAR BAR.

WE INVENTED THAT :)
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this is something i can get behind.

and by "this" i mean warren's ass.

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i'll need a spot in a car though. i still can't drive but i have a car
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I will meet up with ya'll at one or other of the pubs but can't do the whole crawl!
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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lexylexylexy wrote:i want to go prob will

PS YOU STOLE MY WORD: CAR BAR.

WE INVENTED THAT :)
Oh yeah sure you did. We have been using those words together since first year you silly binnit. But okay you go ahead and tell everyone you invented it. Then we can snigger behind our hands and gesture at you. :worried:
Anyway the invite should have said everyone except Lexy.

Really: Glad you are coming. Get your posse together it's going to kill.
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Ceek wrote:I will meet up with ya'll at one or other of the pubs but can't do the whole crawl!
Too bad Polly already committed you guys. So I guess I will see you there. No escaping the massive drinking. Stop being a whiney baby, you are a Mech Shrub drinking representative now, act like one.
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i'll be there, don't have car tho...
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Okay we are going to need more people offering cars here dammit. Who can drive for this thing? We only have one car so far and we definitely need more. If you are coming by your own steam we need your help lifting people. Come on guys.
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have u contacted mitch? i'm sure he wont mind doing driving.
Also, as i recall there were about 4 or 5 cases of booze left over from the championships. maybe the shrub would be kind enough to donate a case or two for car bar? Hein?
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why don't we hire a limo to drive us around for the day? we could all pitch in to cover the fee.
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my car is available under the express condition that anyone who pukes in it has to pay to get it cleaned.

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That seems completely reasonable to me. Who will you be lifting. Choose your passengers wisely Matt.
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Post by Ands »

ok, sounds good. yay!
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i'll lift andrea if you know what i mean ;-)

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warren....i feel obliged to attend. so put me down. I shall be driving, and anyone who wants to drive with me is more than welcome....but matts rules are my rules too.
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What are you talking about, obliged to attend. I bet you get more drunk than anyone else :giggle:

Anyway thanks very much Clifford, okay i will begin working out people and cars and things. Hopefully people can meet you guys half way and get to a central pick up point. This is going to fucking rock.

Okay so far we have Matt, Clifford and Peter driving with a possibility of Mitch or Bryn. I am not going to drive cause that would be extremely irresponsible of me as I reckon i will be the most drunk person there.

Thank you everyone who offered cars, you guys kick ass.

People who need lifts are: Rob, Warren, Hein, Alex, Andy, and who else.
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That would be Alex aka lexy ... I'm a fucking pussy, and I just cannot keep up with you lot. I may meet you at one (yes ONE) pub along the way - but the whole crawl would be a little out of my league. Would have to be early on tho' so some conversation is possible ;)

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Well okay if you can live your life with no nuts who am I to judge?
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It will be cool to see you then though.
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Yep - that's me. No nuts Nelson.

It's true ... a few years ago some doctors were getting smashed in a pub in New York just before going to perform a delicate corneal inversion procedure, and I walked in when they were half way through their twelfth bottle of Mr Walker's finest Blue Label. When I declined the offer of a drink after accepting four prior requests - they told me that I didn't deserve balls and promptly took them away.

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now that<b>[I AM TOO STUPID TO USE AN APOSTROPHE]</b>s thinking ahead. Nothing beats family planning. well maybe underage sex does...but it's still a good thing.
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Post by Mojo »

Here's an idea - seeing as we are starting at the Centenary world of Beer, why don't those of us playing 3-man the day before stay over at the shrub? Just a thought.
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Post by LEXY!!! »

i can't believe you want to sleep at the shrub, eeeeew as if you're not going to be manky enough after the pub crawl
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Terible idea. Staying at the shrub means we have to be all dirty and unfed while staying at home allows for sleeping in our own beds with a shower and food. I for one will not be staying at the shrub.
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plus i'm having my hair done that saturday
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bukkake doesn't count as "having your hair done", except in the loosest sense.

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I for one would never get in the car with clifford, sober or not.
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Post by Stiff Cliff »

you have already chris.

And i am an excellent driver, sober and pissed.
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