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moved to australia

Post by PORL » November 1, 2005, 8:20 am

sup i finally got here and its pretty kickass imo 8)

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Post by Tenacious B » November 1, 2005, 8:39 am

holy fucking shit what the hell is happening mang

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Post by girltron » November 1, 2005, 8:53 am

what part?

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Post by MacDaddy » November 1, 2005, 10:40 am

I think all parts of PORL are in Aus. Sending just a few random body parts would be freaky.
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Post by Tenacious B » November 1, 2005, 10:55 am

i once sent my penis to bulgaria but that was the acid's fault.

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Post by Ceek » November 1, 2005, 11:27 am

Shame, we used to harrass that guy named bulgaria so much!!
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Post by MacDaddy » November 1, 2005, 11:33 am

I told you guys to stop calling me Bulgaria :gentleman:
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Post by Ceek » November 1, 2005, 12:14 pm

We had many fun times in bulgaria.
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Post by MacDaddy » November 1, 2005, 12:56 pm

Only because Bulgaria was drunk and passed out. :catfight:
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Post by Ceek » November 1, 2005, 12:59 pm

Enough booze to get bulgaria plastered: R500
Sneaking 6 people over the border while he is passed out: Priceless.

It is actually amazing how many people can fit into bulgaria at one time!
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During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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Post by MacDaddy » November 1, 2005, 1:15 pm

How little you know about the agonies of Bulgarian anal reconstruction... :1tear:
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Post by Tenacious B » November 1, 2005, 1:56 pm

you faggots are ruining porl's first ozzy thread! :rasp:

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Post by MacDaddy » November 1, 2005, 2:12 pm

Some would say we are spicing it up with homoerotic banter. :ignore:
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Post by Ceek » November 1, 2005, 2:15 pm

Homoeroticism is for fags.
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Post by Tenacious B » November 1, 2005, 2:24 pm

really

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Post by MacDaddy » November 1, 2005, 2:42 pm

If you wanna curb the homoeroticism then you hafta give us something more to work with.

Otherwise it's anal all the way gay boy! :cowboy:
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Post by PORL » November 2, 2005, 4:58 am

right now i'm staying with my woman about an hour from Sydney, in the blue mountains. it's real nice here and her house is mint haha

went out into the garden this morning and there was lots of lil lizard things and a fuckload of ants. yesterday a cockatoo landed in one of the trees outside the house, n there were cuckaburas (sp?) about this morning, too. ya we don't have any fun creatures in england so i was pretty impressed eheh. specially with the cockatoo and the lizards, cos we only found stuff like that in petshops ^.^

but man was the flight shitty. for some reason, the airline company had misinformed me on two seperate occasions, which led to me having to buy a completely new ticket, which meant another 520 quid (i couldn't find the fucking pound sign on this keyboard ;/). they said i could write in for a refund on the first ticket, but a penalty of 200 quid may be incurred for some fucking stupid reason SINCE IT WAS THE AIRLINES FAULT IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE

they say they record calls. i may tell them to look up the calls from my number and the person who booked the flights number so that they can see it was not my fault. only if they fucking charge me for getting a fully justified 'full' refund.

oh, and the flight was over 20 hours in total with 3 hours waiting time in singapore airport. which sucked balls. especially since for the first 13 hours i was sat next to some weird korean guy who made clothes for a company 'he could not speak of' on the plane, and some idiot had a crying baby for half the journey.

i went with liz to her friends house last night which was pretty cool. her friend is going to be a suicide girl i think ;/ but ya they gave me some vodka which i enjoyed very much, and we just talked and watched scrubs and the simpsons. i mostly listened to what they were saying though because i didn't know either of lizzys friends well enough to make any kind of valuable comment. tonight i'm going to the local pub to meet more friends, which should be alright. there's probably going to be a lot of drunk australian faggots there though, and god knows i can't stand australians.

and now i'm going to find somewhere that i can do bodyweight exercises because i couldn't take any of my weights over here ;____;

oh and also :catfight:

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Post by LEXY!!! » November 2, 2005, 7:51 am

PORL wrote:there's probably going to be a lot of drunk australian faggots there though,

and now i'm going to find somewhere that i can do bodyweight exercises





hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :kekeke:
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Post by LEXY!!! » November 2, 2005, 7:53 am

what i mean to say is :eyepop: :catfight: :lolly:
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Post by Ceek » November 2, 2005, 8:42 am

I like PORL lso much more now. Don't know why.

Also having worked at a call center. They say they record all the calls and they do but they won't give you access. The only way to get access is if they are right in which case they may give you access or else they will say something like "We listened to the call and we are right, Sorry". Plus i am willing to bet you CASH that the call conter is situated in India!! "goodday and all you have reached british airways and all how may i be fucking up your flight today and all?"
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Post by Tenacious B » November 2, 2005, 8:49 am

christ i love u porl

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Post by PORL » November 2, 2005, 11:07 am

oh shush you guys you're making me all flustered
CRIKEAAAAAAAAARGHHHH

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Post by PORL » November 2, 2005, 11:08 am

posting for cowboy :cowboy:
CRIKEAAAAAAAAARGHHHH

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Post by Tenacious B » November 2, 2005, 11:09 am

hey porl post something in an ozzie accent

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Post by PORL » November 2, 2005, 11:18 am

FACK OFF YA FACKEN OLD CYANT
CRIKEAAAAAAAAARGHHHH

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Post by Tenacious B » November 2, 2005, 11:20 am

that doesn't sound very ozzie to me :\

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Post by PORL » November 2, 2005, 11:22 am

hey just remind me who's in australia YEAH THAT'S RIGHT FUCK YOU
CRIKEAAAAAAAAARGHHHH

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Post by Tenacious B » November 2, 2005, 11:38 am

jeez chill out man maybe you should go SLAP SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARIE AHAHAHAHAH

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Post by PORL » November 3, 2005, 5:12 am

OH SHIT HAAHHAHH
CRIKEAAAAAAAAARGHHHH

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Post by MacDaddy » November 3, 2005, 10:14 am

See if you can find the swag-man down by the billabong. I think he'll be playing with his billy-boy.




OMG is everything I say homoerotic!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
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