MASSIVE HUGE HUMONGOUS BEER EXTRAVAGANZA

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MASSIVE HUGE HUMONGOUS BEER EXTRAVAGANZA

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to celebrate my birthday on saturday 5th of november at my house

28 8th avenue parktown north , 2pm and onwards . . .

bring booze , costumes (hopefully) , marijuana , loose women and song.

call me on 083 704 9664 for directions/enquiries.

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I will do my best neil but i may have to skip it. Sorry dude.




ps. i assume you mean swimming costumes?
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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indeed ! and i will be bumping this thread shamelessly for the next couple o days ...

try your best please ceek ! it's been a while since we were blind drunk together.

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Post by MacDaddy »

Will be there. Possibly not at 2, wanna work a bit on Sat. But definitely after 5.
.Matt wrote:you are all so wise. and unspeakably revolting, of course.

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awesome mac ! invite sofia of your heart too !

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Won't be able to make it. Sorry.

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lol ... that's fine you were'nt invited :catfight:

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the soiree is that night, so i can only come through for an hour or two.

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yeah i know ... but that's still cool matt !

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tight bro 8)

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thought you were joking. what soiree?
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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Post by girltron »

masterb wrote:lol ... that's fine you were'nt invited :catfight:



:1tear:

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awww ... sorry if the humour wasn't carried via the :catfight: smiley.

i would LOVE for you to be there danele ...

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:glomp:

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Post by LEXY!!! »

VIOLENT FEMMES AND POSSIBLY THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY ADULT LIFE AFTER REM


so neil, i'd love to be there so i could sit in the corner and cry into my wine over your hot body, but i'm otherwise engaged


happy birthday anyway :kekeke: :lolly:
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crappy alex ! well enjoy the femmes !

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Post by Tenacious B »

i, however, still intend to cry over neil's hot body.

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I too will have to decline because of the Femmes.

And I'm not more witty because I'm violently ill. And I probably wasn't invited. And I think girltron has overtaken my post count.

And I love the new smilies. particularly this one - :eyepop:
and this one - :catfight:

Gorgeous.

Since I'm currently whacked out on drugs I'm gonna stop this post now before it runs out of control. And I did mean whacked OUT on drugs, not whacked OFF ...

Edit: I see girltron hasn't quite made it. Yet. I'm predicitng two days ... If she gets laid again tonight - one. She seems more willing to post when she's had a mind-blowing fuck or ten.

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:plankton:

bump

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Post by Stiff Cliff »

i have a halloween do i must be at to represent my family.
I'd Fuck Me!

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HULK SMASH

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A halloween party just isn't the same without a clifford costume.
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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Post by LEXY!!! »

from 2 pm you say? might stop by for a bit before the femmes :)
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Post by masterb »

sweet alex ! tell angie too ... matthew wants to touch her lovingly ... :lolly:

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Post by LEXY!!! »

i'll see what i can do! no promises though because i still can't drive so i don't have final say


matt really wants to touch angie? she'll be delighted, she's had a crush on him for like 9 years :eek:



tha last bit was a lie

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:suicide:

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that's ok, cause I've had a crush on .matt for like nine years!! :shy:

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i've totally had a crush on girltron's avatar for like 9 minutes

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Post by girltron »

:shy: :shy: :shy: :shy: :shy: :shy: :shy:

teee heeeheee!






on a side note, I just realized that Neil used the word "extravaganza" in the title...in combination with the word "humongous"...

As "extravaganza" and "humongous" are two of the gayest words known to man...the use of them back to back has effectively created the WORLD'S GAYEST PHRASE!! :lolly: Congratulations Neil!!

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dam ... one day i'll be as gay as matthew ... one day ! :gentleman:

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