Worst Personal Column

Goddam u peeple!!! There is hard workin AMericans Dying in Iraq to save your freedomz and you are here pissing off god with all your behaving liek the gays. Men and womans are dyin every day in raodside bombins and getting heds cut off with bowies knifes because peoples like you is pissing off god and helpin da muslim to win??!!!!??!! All this talk of the sex in the bum is hurting God and he gets very pissed off with mouth sex also!!! He destroyed the Sodom and Gomorrah becauz they were all the time having sex with the bum!!! Di you not think that maybe he will come and destroy America too now? Is that wat u want? Then terrorisms could be all over the world and destroying YOUR Eiffel Towers!!! What then? No more pizza or Indian food cause you Frogs went and pissed off God?!! and then you will also go to hell!!!!!!!111
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Worst Personal Column

Post by Rebel Pope » September 19, 2008, 11:58 am

This was discovered by a friend of my on gumtree.co.uk yesterday. What a laugh:
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Post by Drac » September 20, 2008, 10:28 am

And then he wonders why he sits at home alone, choking the chicken while reading a passage from one of the 2 volumes of the biography...

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Post by Paelleon » September 22, 2008, 4:32 pm

I don't know. I found it hot. I regularly jerk off while reading.
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Post by Drac » September 23, 2008, 6:45 am

It's hot if you're into emos... The guy is a loser who should just end our misery and slit his wrists. Then I can fuck his corpse...mmm...

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Post by Rebel Pope » September 23, 2008, 11:42 am

We actually targeted him with witty replies. Using the most erudite language we could we sent him mails and even an sms telling him what a loser he is. He has since taken the column down. Oh we also sent him a video of a guy masturbating.
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Post by Drac » September 25, 2008, 7:40 am

Rebel Pope wrote:We actually targeted him with witty replies. Using the most erudite language we could we sent him mails and even an sms telling him what a loser he is. He has since taken the column down. Oh we also sent him a video of a guy masturbating.
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