You can't stop the hoff

Goddam u peeple!!! There is hard workin AMericans Dying in Iraq to save your freedomz and you are here pissing off god with all your behaving liek the gays. Men and womans are dyin every day in raodside bombins and getting heds cut off with bowies knifes because peoples like you is pissing off god and helpin da muslim to win??!!!!??!! All this talk of the sex in the bum is hurting God and he gets very pissed off with mouth sex also!!! He destroyed the Sodom and Gomorrah becauz they were all the time having sex with the bum!!! Di you not think that maybe he will come and destroy America too now? Is that wat u want? Then terrorisms could be all over the world and destroying YOUR Eiffel Towers!!! What then? No more pizza or Indian food cause you Frogs went and pissed off God?!! and then you will also go to hell!!!!!!!111
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Post by Ceek » September 7, 2005, 11:14 am

so don't try!!
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Post by LEXY!!! » September 7, 2005, 11:19 am

i still love him
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Post by Rebel Pope » September 7, 2005, 11:38 am

Me Too.
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Post by LEXY!!! » September 7, 2005, 11:43 am

awesome
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Post by MacDaddy » September 7, 2005, 12:53 pm

Also still find the Hoff funny.

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Post by LEXY!!! » September 7, 2005, 1:03 pm

so david hasselhoff tells his agent, from now on he wants to be known as the Hoff

so his agent says: 'sure, no hassel.'


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Post by Rebel Pope » September 7, 2005, 4:26 pm

I hope you burn in hell for a thousand years for telling that joke.
Three major reasons.
1.) It's old
2.) It's crap
3.) By choosing to spell hassle the way you did you alluded more strongly to hasselhof but this is not appreciated as it was unneccessary. You killed the joke.

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Post by LEXY!!! » September 7, 2005, 5:00 pm

i love you


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Post by chemicallymark » September 8, 2005, 3:16 pm

Awesome!!!!!
I will bid farewell, sever the ties.

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Post by BadBoy » September 9, 2005, 9:00 am

more
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Post by Ceek » September 20, 2005, 12:26 pm

More hoff the same thank you
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Post by Mr Dildo » September 20, 2005, 3:39 pm

now you forced me...
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Post by Ceek » September 20, 2005, 3:41 pm

Bet you i have more hoffs than you!!
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Post by Mr Dildo » September 20, 2005, 3:44 pm

fuck hoff ... I doubt it
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Post by LEXY!!! » September 21, 2005, 8:23 am

help finally arrives in new orleans


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Post by Ceek » September 21, 2005, 9:24 am

I really do.
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Post by Ceek » September 21, 2005, 10:21 am

No reply warren? You scared?
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Post by LEXY!!! » September 21, 2005, 12:27 pm

i got that anti hoff email this mornig ;)
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