This Is Fucking Serious Business

[Tenacious B]

hello eh

it's nice to see a couple of nice names on the forums, and we will enjoy abusing through the anonymous sexual medium of the internet for as long as your e-anuses remain flexible and pliant. however, due to the recent moderator lapses in judgement and the extended downtime oddville has been experiencing, we've been kinda lax in the quality and relevance of posts.

odd as it may seem, we always managed to stay at least remotely on-topic, and doing so encourages creative responses rather than thinking up another felching joke (although i must say, i do love that felching!).

to fix this all up, i have moved warren (a man with no current social life or real friends) to content moderator to make sure you fuckers remain on-topic everywhere except in chris' anus. he will also issue warnings to those of you who don't suck his cock often enough, and i will back him up, because i am an internet tough guy and that is no joke!

for anyone who isn't sure, the "i can't believe it's not content" forums are on-topic, the "serious business" forums are for me to abuse you from, and "happy fun time" is for you to rape each other to your heart's content. i am going to be moving a lot of the current topics around because while they were fun, they're making the rest of the threads look dirty and abused, like a sex crime victim left in a dumpster, one hand plunged romantically into its own anus.

ok for all that - you fags behave and we'll all get along just fine.

[Rebel Pope]

Oh me? you picked me! You love me, you really love me!

[Biskit]

they're making the rest of the threads look dirty and abused

you're getting old. nothing could be too dirty or abused.

[PORL]

you piece of shit matt i already moderated the hell out of the movienigger thread in debate forum after you guys RUINED IT

[Tenacious B]

that sounds like bullshit and you know it you goddamn sonofabitch

[Rebel Pope]

Yeah yeah okay...please can i get a green name already.

[Tenacious B]

this is something i am going to have to think about

[Rebel Pope]

How much thinking will you be able to do while I'm blowing you?

[Tenacious B]

almost none, big boy

[Rebel Pope]

Well then lets see that green name then

[Tenacious B]

sigh

[Rebel Pope]