Oddville Christmas Lunch 2006

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well, you could make definite plans to come to the lunch.

it's this "i'll come unless something more interesting comes up" attitude that pisses me off.

anyway, here's the list. let me know if i need to make any changes. i'm booking at 2pm:

matt +pauline
mitch + rob
chris + polly
lexy + rob (don't know if this is the same rob as mitch's rob but we will see)
warren + tammy
marco + sophia
reg + kate (lol old people)
cliff + his hand
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book for me too
+ 1 : tho wll only know about that later today.
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excelllent.

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Turns out i can't make it. One of Tammy's best friends has selfishly chosen that day on which to get married :rain:
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that's why i hear gangrape is the gift that keeps on giving.

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I would like to be higher on the list or i am not coming. Also i beleive sofia is with an f.
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i'm willing to compromise on your placing but i prefer sophia with a ph and i own this internet ok

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sofia more like sofa am i right guys rofl
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.Matt wrote:well, you could make definite plans to come to the lunch.

it's this "i'll come unless something more interesting comes up" attitude that pisses me off.

anyway, here's the list. let me know if i need to make any changes. i'm booking at 2pm:

matt +pauline
mitch + rob
chris + polly
lexy + rob (don't know if this is the same rob as mitch's rob but we will see)
warren + tammy
marco + sophia
reg + kate (lol old people)
cliff + his hand
crap. i wasn't if i was going to make it, but seeing as you're booking i'll be there.

yeah my rob is mitch's rob. i don't have anyone to bring OH WHY DON'T YOU RUB IT IN :rain: :1tear:
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ait i'll bring angie if she's not busy
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is that your fat lesbian girlfriend haha
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no. i'm the fat lesbian
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ok here's the final list. see you all on the 9th, motherbitches!

matt +pauline :fuck2:
mitch + rob + andy :doggystyle:
chris + polly :spank:
warren + tammy :weary:
marco + sophia :wife:
reg + kate :lolly:
cliff + his hand :jerkoff:
fat lesbian + her girlfriend :downtown:

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Don't you people read?! I can't make it...some horrible mix up with a friend of Tammy's getting married. I am going to get all liquored up anyway and do the best man speech from the Wedding singer despite the fact that I am not the best man. Sorry Matt: I wish i could make it but I can't.
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i have to go to my aunt and uncle's 40th wedding anniversary in pretoria. i only found out on the weekend. SORRY MATT
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:unimpressed:

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I will try be there... (as a substitute for warren) you must remind me...
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if i get there it will be sans kate
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discolexy wrote:i have to go to my aunt and uncle's 40th wedding anniversary in pretoria. i only found out on the weekend. SORRY MATT
who the fuck has a party for their wedding anniversary, it's supposed to be a time for the couple to go away somewhere, get pissed and have sex

and probably think about their marriage or something idk
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it's a surprise party
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make sure they aren't fucking when all the guests arrive.

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i'll call ahead to make sure of that then. actually it's not at their house

and my mom says i have to buy new clothing because i dress like a homeless person :(
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a fat homeless lesbian
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that's my favourite kind of lesbian!

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Now that you mention it, you do dress like a homeless person. It is part of your charm. Isn't that why warren leaves you R5 on the bed side table whenever he visits?
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warren only leaves me R2 :(

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Do you dress like a homeless person? Try it next time. Bet you he brings out the big bucks then!!
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I have been saying Lexy dresses like a homeless person for years. This statement does not surprise me.
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.Matt wrote:that's my favourite kind of lesbian!
can't get much dirtier than a homeless lesbian :)
What would .Matt do?

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Ceek wrote:Now that you mention it, you do dress like a homeless person. It is part of your charm. Isn't that why warren leaves you R5 on the bed side table whenever he visits?
as if i let warren in my house.
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