Oddville Christmas Lunch 2006

HALP PLAESE ODDVILLE IS DYING TRANSFER 50 DOLLARS INTO MY PAUYPAL ACCOUNT PLZ THX!! GOD BLES
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Post by Stiff Cliff » December 3, 2006, 12:44 pm

k, i booked. do we have to get dressed in an italian way???

if so i will come as a black horse.
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Post by Tenacious B » December 4, 2006, 8:47 am

never mind the "dress italian" bit. i think the phrase "herding cats" applies here.

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Post by PORL » December 4, 2006, 3:06 pm

Stiff Cliff wrote:do we have to get dressed in an italian way???
sure, just dunk your head in a bucket of grease, slick your hair back, grow a bit of a monobrow and if you really want to get into character, act like a sleazy old man
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Post by theonetheonly » December 4, 2006, 3:38 pm

can i back out?

seriously. realised I have conflicting plans. :\
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Post by PORL » December 4, 2006, 3:41 pm

no, your fate is sealed

and i think clifford already booked
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Post by Ceek » December 4, 2006, 3:42 pm

I am not eating and will just be drinking if that affects anything?
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Post by Tenacious B » December 4, 2006, 4:32 pm

not really. there are no dining rules.

shivi: the booking has been made. if you have to back out, back out, but it's poor form dude :(

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Post by Stiff Cliff » December 4, 2006, 8:10 pm

yea, its close friends restaurant too, and i would rather not amend things especially @ end of the year when they have functions themselves and have catered room for us. So if you don't come find someone to take your place at least.

preferably 5'8 blonde hair, blue eyes, good sized breasts, size 32 pants and a burning desire to share carnal knowledge
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Post by Ceek » December 5, 2006, 9:02 am

Sad thing is Cliffie would be happy with any of those parts of a women separately. In other words, Never open Cliffords 'special' freezer compartment.
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Post by PORL » December 5, 2006, 3:07 pm

ceek you shouldn't drink on an empty stomach didn't your mother teach you anything
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Post by Stiff Cliff » December 5, 2006, 7:53 pm

i cannot disagree with chris for once.
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Post by BadBoy » December 6, 2006, 2:08 pm

PORL wrote:ceek you shouldn't drink on an empty head didn't your mother teach you anything
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Post by PORL » December 6, 2006, 4:33 pm

OH NO HE DI'N'T
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Post by theonetheonly » December 6, 2006, 5:03 pm

'k, will try and amend other plans.


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Post by Tenacious B » December 7, 2006, 8:40 am

don't try to make me feel guilty you bastard

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Post by Ands » December 8, 2006, 12:06 am

why have i forsaken u all! i missed so much! and yay, i see my name is on the doggy style section of the guest list! WHOOOHOOOO see ya all there.

I'm quite bummed out about not dressing italian. i was going to wear one of those teeny tiny dresses and heels that make the italian construction workers fall from scaffolds, and i already have the moustache to match. oh well. :lashflirt:
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Post by Ceek » December 8, 2006, 9:48 am

There goes the neighbourhood. :(
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Post by Biskit » December 8, 2006, 1:01 pm

"ATTENTION FAGS: matthew has the left the building... those of you coming to the lunch will be honoured to see him tomorrow. Others will probably be raped by clowns as they sleep."
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Post by Mitch » December 8, 2006, 1:34 pm

and if we want the honour of seeing him AND the clowns???
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Post by Biskit » December 8, 2006, 1:45 pm

you will have to enter the domain of matt's bedroom. This involves pretending to be asleep while matt puts on his clown outfit and uses my police baton to rape you.

if you behave well, you may get invited back for the second act
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Post by Mitch » December 8, 2006, 1:53 pm

:plotting:
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Post by Tenacious B » December 11, 2006, 8:44 am

to all those who attended the festivities, many thanks. a good time was had, pizza was eaten, booze was consumed, and jokes about sleeping with rob were made.

to those who promised to attend but didn't, i hope you rot in an undying hell of eternal agony and flame consisting of the near constant melting of your skin off your bones for as long as your soul endures.

to those who couldn't make it, we'll see you next year!
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Post by Ceek » December 11, 2006, 8:53 am

This was Cool. I had Calzone for the first time. It was great!
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Post by Mitch » December 11, 2006, 9:35 am

Good Times.

Thanks Matt.



(Oh and in reference to our conversation on Saturday regarding emoticons....
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Post by Biskit » December 11, 2006, 9:39 am

thanks guys... had a great time! :lashflirt:
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Post by Tenacious B » December 11, 2006, 9:57 am

Mitch wrote: (Oh and in reference to our conversation on Saturday regarding emoticons....
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you bastards i am going to remove ALL the emoticons.

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Post by Mitch » December 11, 2006, 9:59 am

I just couldn't resist
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Post by PORL » December 11, 2006, 10:25 am

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Post by Mojo » December 11, 2006, 2:38 pm

Hey matt thanx for organising the lunch, had an awesome time with everyone involved. Wish I could have stayed longer though.
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Post by Ceek » December 11, 2006, 2:46 pm

Yeah, i didn't even get a chance to speak to you mojo. Between the prostitute fountain and the little boy dessert tray there just wasn't enough time.
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