Oddville: The Love

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I love .Matt because...

He makes me feel like a little girl again.
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His micro-penis makes me feel like a superman.
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20%
His anus is so warm and moist.
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20%
Nobody rapes babies quite like he does.
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40%
He is actually a really decent guy filled with humour and generosity.
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20%
 
Total votes: 5

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Oddville: The Love

Post by MacDaddy »

I needed to say how much I have loved (and will continue to love) Oddville and all its denizens. The amount of enjoyment, humour, friendship, and of course rampant homosexuality/beastiality/bukakke/pedophilia that this site has filled my life with cannot be fully expressed.

I want to give a big thank you to .Matt who has made this all possible for all of us for so many years (and footed the bill) and continues to do so.

I also think all of you guys and gals (I seem to come from the 50's) are just peachy keen, and groovy.

.Matt, thanks dude. You are the man.

Except when you're my bitch.
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Post by Biskit »

oh, MacDaddy, that was beautiful.

i cried a little. :1tear:
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Post by Rebel Pope »

I love .Matt and lamp.


p.s: I couldn't vote, for some reason it just gave me the results, but I would have have voted that superman thing cause it really does.
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Post by tetrahc »

I have the same problem. thought maybe there's something wrong with my browser, but apparently not...

anyway I vote for "he makes me feel like a little girl again"
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Post by Paelleon »

I also can't vote. Funny that.

I would round out the choices and give the final option of "decent guy filled with humour and generosity" but that would be a lie. He really makes me feel like a little girl.
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the voting thing worked for me... maybe i broke it...
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Well you are black!
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Post by Mitch »

'He is actually a really decent guy filled with humour and generosity'

Hey, somebody had to lie didn't they?
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Rebel Pope wrote:Well you are black!


:surrender:
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Post by Tenacious B »

oh man i am so torn between my anus being warm and moist and the raping babies one.

thanks marco. i love you too buddy. i love all of you.

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i think i just threw up, but it's ok, i will go masturbate now.
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why cannot I vote?
is it because I have no pants on?

I demand justice!!!! :scream:
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Post by Biskit »

i was completely naked when i cast my vote... it seemed to work...

then again, that could have been how i broke it...
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yeah the nakedness worked for me too.

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Post by MacDaddy »

I could vote.

And will of course be demanding analingus in return.
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Re: Oddville: The Love

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I see that not much has changed in my absence. There is still talk of raping babies and warm moist anus.

God, I love this place!

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warm moist anus is a way of life.
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Welcome back Drac. I see they let you out for good behaviour again. I told you that not raping those inmates would yield more benefits in the long term.
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Yes, quite. It was really tough, being in the shower and no-one dropping the soap. Oh well, maybe if I go by the primary school again, they'll pick me up and lock me away again. We can only hope...

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:woohoo:

Drac's back!
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Hi Biskit, good to be back! I just hope those nice men that want to give me that nice white jacket don't find me for a while :cosby:

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i could ask matt to keep you in his basement with all his little boys..?
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Would You!! :ljhappy:

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alright... i have spoken with matt, and he says that he will be willing to keep you in his basement with all the little boys, but only if you promise to let him give you lots of anal and if you bring another little boy with you as payment.

you will also be required to do all the cooking and cleaning, because i am tired.
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I can do that. But if I have to do all the cooking and cleaning, I'd like to dress the little boys in Alter-boy outfits. I like Alter-boys...

Also, could you ask Matt if he would prefer the anal with or without lube? I prefer without because I find that blood is the best form of lube...

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i don't see a problem with the alter boys, i like them, you like them, matt likes them.

i'm sure matt will also be fine the "blood as lube" scenario - he likes pain. i'm not even going to ask him. if it means you'll cook and clean, the bitch can bleed.
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jesus christ you degenerates need to stop this shit

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but your anus is so warm and moist.


(that's what i voted for, anyway!)
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Whats wrong with talking about your anus? Warm, soft and moist. It's only natural to feel certain needs :lashflirt:

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look bitches i am just itching to try out the banning function on the new forum so don't tempt me

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