Oddville: The Love

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I love .Matt because...

He makes me feel like a little girl again.
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His micro-penis makes me feel like a superman.
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His anus is so warm and moist.
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Nobody rapes babies quite like he does.
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He is actually a really decent guy filled with humour and generosity.
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20%
 
Total votes: 5

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by tetrahc » May 31, 2007, 1:18 pm

I think I have to agree with matt here, I wouldn't let drac near the boys in my basement ever again, last time he tried to kill and eat them -- fortunately warren helped me to restrain him...
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Biskit » May 31, 2007, 1:25 pm

wasn't there enough to share?

matt definitely has enough to share!
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » May 31, 2007, 1:54 pm

i swear to god this is libel

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Biskit » May 31, 2007, 2:17 pm

ok... so you want me to tell everyone that you are a mean-arse wanker who wont share your little boys with anyone? fine. but then Drac wont cook and clean anymore...
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Drac » May 31, 2007, 2:36 pm

You are a spoil sport, but fair enough. Alex came to me and mentioned he nearly lost his lunch so I will refrain from mentioning your warm anus, blood and alter-boys in the same sentence from now on.

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Biskit » May 31, 2007, 2:56 pm

now see what you've done, matt!
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » May 31, 2007, 3:09 pm

i believe the fault lies squarely with alex.

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Drac » May 31, 2007, 4:06 pm

Oh I wouldn't blame Alex, he has a week stomach plus he is English

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Paelleon » May 31, 2007, 4:07 pm

The fault lies squarely in Alex is what you mean.

That's what you told me last night. Don't trifle with my affections. I'm very emotionally delicate right now.

And Drac is completely wrong. It was not a weak stomach at all. I simply gagged.
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Drac » May 31, 2007, 4:07 pm

I mean weak. Oi, just not my day

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Drac » May 31, 2007, 4:12 pm

You tell them!!

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by LEXY!!! » May 31, 2007, 4:37 pm

nipples
you'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by tetrahc » May 31, 2007, 7:05 pm

testicles
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Drac » June 1, 2007, 5:48 am

Labia

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by PORL » June 1, 2007, 10:08 am

Drac wrote:he has a week stomach plus he is English
He must be from the south.
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » June 1, 2007, 11:04 am

lol as if england is big enough to have a "north" and "south".

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Drac » June 1, 2007, 12:41 pm

Well if you consider how they opressed the colonies, one would think they were looking for better weather and more space.

Why they just gave Aus away is a mistery though.

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Paelleon » June 1, 2007, 1:03 pm

Drac wrote:Why they just gave Aus away is a mistery though.
What is a "mistery" is that the entire nation hasn't yet died from being terminally wet.
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by McStew » June 1, 2007, 1:48 pm

I can't vote but it's cos he makes me feel like a little girl again. Delayed but so worth it.
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » June 1, 2007, 2:10 pm

McStew wrote:I can't vote but it's cos he makes me feel like a little girl again. Delayed but so worth it.
best post ever.

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Rebel Pope » June 1, 2007, 2:14 pm

.Matt wrote:
McStew wrote:I can't vote but it's cos he makes me feel like a little girl again. Delayed but so worth it.
best post ever.
If posts were men Matt would have an arsehole the size of a CD.
Seriously how many times can one man call a posts "the best ever".
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » June 1, 2007, 2:24 pm

you're just jealous because your posts are all gay innuendo and references to scatophilia.

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Rebel Pope » June 1, 2007, 2:30 pm

which is probably why they are often referred to as being the "best post ever" by you.
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » June 1, 2007, 2:35 pm

Rebel Pope wrote:which is probably why they are often referred to as being the "best post ever" by you.
best post ever.

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Rebel Pope » June 1, 2007, 2:37 pm

Oh and it's coprophillia.
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » June 1, 2007, 3:17 pm

don't be ridiculous.

also, the youtube thread is fixed. i have added a special code to the bbcode section (just above the edit message window). all you need to do is click the youtube button, and put the url/link to the movie between the = and the ].

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Biskit » June 4, 2007, 8:11 am

clitoris
What would .Matt do?

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » June 4, 2007, 11:55 am

ooookkaaaayyyyy :worried:

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by PORL » June 4, 2007, 7:24 pm

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » June 5, 2007, 7:46 am

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