Oddville: The Love

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I love .Matt because...

He makes me feel like a little girl again.
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His micro-penis makes me feel like a superman.
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His anus is so warm and moist.
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20%
Nobody rapes babies quite like he does.
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40%
He is actually a really decent guy filled with humour and generosity.
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20%
 
Total votes: 5

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LEXY!!!
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by LEXY!!! » June 5, 2007, 10:39 pm

for reals?
you'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » June 6, 2007, 12:15 pm

i don't think i can make it much clearer.

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Biskit » June 6, 2007, 12:22 pm

yeah! show us your tits, love!
What would .Matt do?

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by LEXY!!! » June 6, 2007, 2:36 pm

i'm so tired of people only being nice to me for my tits :(
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Tenacious B » June 7, 2007, 10:10 am

maybe showing us your tits will cheer you up

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by tetrahc » June 7, 2007, 12:20 pm

Let me give you some good advice Lexy, don't show them your tits.
They're just trying to take advantage of you, Matt promised me the world,
hell he just about promised he'd marry me if i'd show him mine,
but instead he just laughed and posted pictures all over the internet -- now i can't even show my face in public anymore!
You're traveling through another dimension,
a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind...

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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by Rebel Pope » June 7, 2007, 1:12 pm

tetrahc wrote: instead he just laughed and posted pictures all over the internet -- now i can't even show my face in public anymore!
I'm not surprised he laughed Hein....with those bee stings you were lucky he even showed any interest at all.
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by tetrahc » June 7, 2007, 2:59 pm

Rebel Pope wrote: I'm not surprised he laughed Hein....with those bee stings you were lucky he even showed any interest at all.
well at least they're not crusty and sagging down to my knees, like yours.
bitch!
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Re: Oddville: The Love

Post by LEXY!!! » June 7, 2007, 3:20 pm

crusty vs squelchy. the eternal debate tbh
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