The Last Thread on Oddville

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The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Tenacious B » August 15, 2007, 11:04 am

hello everybody.

i have been thinking of you all quite a lot, especially rob, and i thought i'd make a thread and let everyone know what's going on.

lately, oddville has been dying a death usually only reserved for somalian infants and whoever designed the london 2012 logo. it's been a sad, and somewhat disheartening time that i've really only managed to get through thanks to the near constant barrage of oral sex i get from pauline.

still, i don't want this haven of beauty, peace and child porn to go gently into that good night, so i leave the matter open to you oddvillains - what needs to be done? close it down? archive everything, to stand as a testament to our might and awesomeness, before we leave this physical plane? bomb the white house? cook a labrador? i know some of these suggestions may seem bizarre, but i assure you, they are not as bizarre as at least 90% of michelle's posts.

barring any useful ideas, i must admit that i am leaning towards closing up shop, deactivating all users and leaving oddville as a read-only archive, because, to be honest, the amount of funny is on a serious downward curve that, if left unattended, would reach saturday night live levels within weeks - and that's not something i'm willing to let happen.

wow, i've written quite a lot...hmmm...i quite enjoy this "typing" on my "keyboard"...what will they think of next!!! lough out loud

urrrr....yeah.

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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Rebel Pope » August 15, 2007, 11:48 am

While closing up Oddville must at first seem like a prudent move, i would urge caution. What would have happened if Hitler had stopped rampaging across Europe after the Netherlands. Would anyone have cared? Would we have witnessed Humanities greatest achievement, WW2? The answer is probably no, and so it is with this memory of dedication and commitment which lead to greatness that I urge you to reconsider the closing of Oddville. Like any great Behemoth Oddville will stumble but don't be the nuke in her godzillaesque maw. Do not let tyranny and injustice prevail! Do not let civilisations greatest gift to homosexuality sink beneath the waves! We owe it to future generations to keep the wittiness of Oddville alive, even if it is only in small measures. And to do this, i suggest we ban Mitch! That's right you heard me, i think it's all Mitch's fault. That two bit hasselhof impersonator has been as a millstone around this site's neck fro too long! Down with Mitch! Down with Mitch! Down with Mitch!...oh and Pauline too!
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Drac » August 15, 2007, 1:24 pm

However disturbing the realization is, Oddville is on the verge of death. I cannot argue the fact that there has been a steady decline in the quality of the content posted (I will not assume to have made any intelligent contribution) and it is unfortunate. I remember the days when I first joined, the rampant molestation of anything under 2 feet tall was beautiful and I would look forward to having a look at what obscenity was posted. Now...I have a look when I have nothing better to do. It is sad that it has come to this but at least I will cherish the memories of Oddville as it was in its prime, magnificent and Romanesque in its splendour (obviously before Nero and Caligula)

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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Biskit » August 16, 2007, 7:49 am

I'm not going to bother with beautiful standard of writing that has been evident in this thread so far.

i think our creator should spend more time on oddville. his constant neglect of the site since starting his new job is inexcusable. take the "5" minutes you spend on facebook each day and divide your time equally with facebook. i will withhold oral sex until he does so.

i think warren should be banned. because i say so.

and, well, drac. you deserted us, and me, for quite a while... my heart is still trying to trust you again.
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by LEXY!!! » August 22, 2007, 12:26 am

hi guys. i was homeless for a few hours today

warren... there's some material, run with it.


oddville is not dead, we all just need to post on it more!
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Mr Dildo » August 24, 2007, 2:54 pm

Children

It’s been ages but here’s my 2c worth

Primo NSFW posts appear to have all but dried up.

Tech threads have degenerated into discussions about whether xbox is better than ps3. F@#ck I was so bored trawling through all the bullshit that I was forced to do some work.

Last time there was any decent contentious discussion was Religious Belief vs IQ proportionality and the old SA flag – both fucking ages ago .

The forum in general seemed to have turned into a cute little love nest for a select few forumites FFS it made me want to puke

There is no regular troll in here.

Even when some hapless migrating troll happens to pass through on his yearly pilgrimage/punani hunt/rape-plunder-pillage/whatever-the-fuck-it-is-that-he’s-looking-for, most forumites seem too afraid to feed the b@stard...
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Mitch » August 27, 2007, 10:24 am

I agree, ban mitch. I also agree with warren that all should go down on mitch.

I would also be tempted to shut down the site as an active forum, particularly as I discovered today that I am now firewalled from chess and well, I'm a pretty selfish guy.

Seriously though I believe the site needs more active participation from Marco, Chris and Matt for it to thrive - if we can't get that back then it might as well be closed, maybe after the RWC which may stimulate more interest.

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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Rebel Pope » August 28, 2007, 8:57 am

Damnit Mitch, can't you keep your lust for Matt, Chris and Marco off the internet just for a second. We are having a serious discussion here and you have to come along with your rim job equivalent toadying to the three stooges.

I am so sick and tired of hearing about what it is Matt does every night. If you want to sit outside his window and touch yourself don't think that I want to be phoned up to get a running commentary.

Surely you must know how it can ruin everything when, as a peeping tom, your phone rings just as you edge closer to peer through the crack in the curtains hoping to get a look at Harding's firm masculine buttocks and hairless, undeveloped genitals.
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Tenacious B » September 6, 2007, 3:55 pm

the first reason i'm posting is to point out that while this discussion is stimulating and interesting, no consensus has been reached, nor has anyone done anything to drown out the horrifying death screams of this once-beautiful place. there have been something like 10 posts in the last 3 weeks, which is proof enough to me that trying to keep this forum going would be like trying to stop a greek man from sodomising children.

our only two options are close off registrations, and archive, or shut it down for good.

the second reason i'm posting is to request more visuals of harding's tight buttocks.

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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by KGH » September 7, 2007, 7:23 am

Show me yours I show you mine.

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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Rebel Pope » September 11, 2007, 1:57 pm

Fine kill it off then Matt! See if i care! But when you want to come grovelling back here desperate for a witty and slightly arousing gay slur then don't expect me to be your shoulder to cry on when you realise oddville is not here anymore. You brute! You heartless Brute *batters fists futiley against Matt's manly chest, tries to slap matt but has his wrist easily caught* Unhand me you beast! You can't do this to us! Someone will care. someone will stop you! *runs off sobbing*
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Rebel Pope » September 11, 2007, 2:01 pm

Did someone call?
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Rebel Pope » September 11, 2007, 2:05 pm

Yay Stephen Seagal is here! He will save the forum!
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Rebel Pope » September 11, 2007, 2:09 pm

P.S: Quadruple post.
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by McStew » September 13, 2007, 9:50 pm

Matt come back more.
Chris stop being so fucking busy.
Marco quit your job and sacrifice yourself to Oddville.
People like Lucien take your white guilt politics and leave.
Neil is back so that should help.

I think it would be tragic. I've always flirted with Oddville in a totally disjointed way and as an outsider totally agree that this place has been on a steady, rapid decline co-inciding neatly with my arrival here. I'm not blaming myself at all but just confirming my experience of entering an amazing site as a wide eyed pseudohumorist waiting to be accepted by all these (okay not really) brilliant minds and walking away thinking "What the fuck was all the hype about?".

I think shutting it down is chickenshit. Matthew you also need to create one useful thing in your life and this may be it. KEEP ODDVILLE ALIVE! I won't post but if you close this place Matt you're poked and I'm not talking the cucumber black power fist here either.

Oh, and the new look needs more fucking smilies stop trying to hide from that fact big boy that's the real reason this backwater is about to fall into a sinkhole.

(Does starting a sentence with "oh,and" count as starting a sentence with "and" or is it time for more Speyside?)
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Rebel Pope » September 18, 2007, 8:58 am

That's right! give us back our smilies! Taking away smilies is how the Nazis started you fascist. That said. Come back to Oddville! You all have the internets at home and five minutes a day isn't going to kill you.
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Biskit » September 19, 2007, 7:44 am

:toking: :sheeit: :ceek: :fuckoff:

i don't what the hell you guys are smoking, but i have all the smilies...

maybe if you all offered matt a bit more anal, he'd come back?
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Rebel Pope » September 21, 2007, 11:22 am

It's okay, we don't need to offer Mat anything anymore. Stephen Seagal is here. He is guaranteed to help, i mean assuming we aren't mining oil on a protected seal nature reserve or something.....we aren't are we?
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Tenacious B » January 8, 2008, 1:34 pm

wow this thread sucked except mcstew's last post which was both touching and amusing.

i am going to start the process of closing everything down and archiving everything.

if anyone is reading this, i once dressed up in ladies underwear and clothing and sang "we didn't start the fire" by billy joel.

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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Biskit » January 8, 2008, 1:57 pm

Oddville wrote:if anyone is reading this, i once dressed up in ladies underwear and clothing and sang "we didn't start the fire" by billy joel.
I remember that night like it was yesterday! Damn, I love you and your faggotness. and your complete retardedness on music knowledge.
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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Drac » January 25, 2008, 1:42 pm

Hey, it was fun while it lasted, wasn't it?

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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by PORL » January 27, 2008, 12:15 pm

i wrote a poem.

cocks
big fat cocks

big fat cocks

flapping in your face
big fat cocks

cocks

cocks

i love you matt

cocks.
CRIKEAAAAAAAAARGHHHH

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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Drac » February 1, 2008, 6:58 am

That poem brought tears to my eyes. Thank you Porl... :mecry:

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Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

Post by Tenacious B » March 18, 2008, 10:12 am

great fucking poem.

goodnight, y'all.

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