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Post by Mitch » February 23, 2007, 9:25 am

A good article on death bowling.

Note that Andrew Hall is the third best and three of the Aussie pacemen are on the worst list.

Also I am sure you all are aware that Brett Lee won't be fit for the WC and Stuart Clarke (Note his spot on the Worst list) is replacing him.
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Post by Rebel Pope » February 23, 2007, 10:59 am

That was interesting. Particularly what they said about Naved. In my opinion they should improve that man's bowling by chopping off his arms.
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Post by Ceek » February 23, 2007, 11:38 am

Damn I thought this was a new sport where you bowled (a bowling bll) and somehow you could die.
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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Post by Biskit » February 23, 2007, 11:47 am

funny - i had more or less the same thought when i first read the post...
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Post by LEXY!!! » February 23, 2007, 11:54 am

one time i went bowling with nicky and she threw the bowling ball at me?
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Post by Steevil Knievel » February 23, 2007, 11:57 am

Why have you posed that as a question? My answer is "yes."
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Post by LEXY!!! » February 23, 2007, 11:59 am

i agree.



or


i agree?
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Post by Ceek » February 23, 2007, 12:18 pm

Cock?
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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Post by LEXY!!! » February 23, 2007, 12:23 pm

no.
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Post by Biskit » February 23, 2007, 12:37 pm

no?
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Post by LEXY!!! » February 23, 2007, 1:01 pm

ok, maybe?
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Post by Biskit » February 23, 2007, 1:22 pm

cool?
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Post by LEXY!!! » February 23, 2007, 1:31 pm

call me?
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Post by Biskit » February 23, 2007, 1:37 pm

anytime?
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Post by LEXY!!! » February 23, 2007, 1:39 pm

now? i'm about to take a bubble bath?
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Post by Biskit » February 23, 2007, 1:40 pm

nice? i'll bring the cheap vodka?
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Post by LEXY!!! » February 23, 2007, 1:44 pm

i thought you were just going to call me? i haven't even shaved my legs?
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Post by Biskit » February 23, 2007, 1:54 pm

i don't have your number?
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Post by LEXY!!! » February 23, 2007, 1:57 pm

i think matt does?
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Post by Biskit » February 23, 2007, 2:07 pm

nice? i'll ask her? then we'll both come over?
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Post by Rebel Pope » February 23, 2007, 3:30 pm

This started out so well, then quickly took a dive into the realms of the worst thread of the year. Thanks everyone.
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Re: Death Bowling

Post by Biskit » February 23, 2007, 3:33 pm

Mitch wrote:A good article on death bowling.

Note that Andrew Hall is the third best and three of the Aussie pacemen are on the worst list.

Also I am sure you all are aware that Brett Lee won't be fit for the WC and Stuart Clarke (Note his spot on the Worst list) is replacing him.
Really good article! two thumbs up
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Post by Mitch » February 23, 2007, 3:37 pm

You're just saying that to make me feel better.

I think I could enjoy a life where all I had to do was analyse Cricket stats and write articles about them.

Palleon would rock doing that job.
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Post by Tenacious B » February 23, 2007, 4:01 pm

i liked the part of this thread where pauline picked up lexy using only incomplete questions.

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Post by Ceek » February 24, 2007, 9:52 am

Anyone would love a life where they could just watch and analyse sport! Except people whose families were raped and killed by sports people.
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Post by Paelleon » February 26, 2007, 9:28 am

Now that would be a great job. Wonder if there is a market for sports stats and analysis.

Apart from the national coaching jobs. And the commentator positions. And the magazine writers.

not that i wouldn't love it, but I can't compete with Michael Holding, or Bob Woolmer as a pedigree. Not being very good at playing the sport probably hinders your profile somewhat.
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Post by Tenacious B » February 26, 2007, 3:15 pm

nonsense. just look at merv hughes. or the entire england rugby team.

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Post by Paelleon » February 26, 2007, 4:02 pm

I suppose you're right. I mean Nassier Hussain commentates ...
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