PAy for me to play and you get 10% of my winnings?

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PAy for me to play and you get 10% of my winnings?

Post by Ceek » March 28, 2007, 7:22 am

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1st APRIL 2007

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Anyone keen? It is on Warren's birthday. I think we could organise a ferret or two as well...
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Post by Tenacious B » March 28, 2007, 7:30 am

wait what do i get if you don't win anything at all?

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Post by KGH » March 28, 2007, 7:32 am

April Fool's Joke?

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Post by Ceek » March 28, 2007, 8:01 am

.Matt wrote:wait what do i get if you don't win anything at all?
Enough anal to fill a small to mediumsized swimming pool?
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Post by Tenacious B » March 28, 2007, 8:19 am

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Post by Rebel Pope » March 28, 2007, 1:35 pm

I would just like to know why we should sponsor Chris. In my mind we should sponsor Tammy. Played one, won one. That's great odds. Anyway I am having lunch at my family on Sunday, so because of that, and the fact that I am poorer than a church mouse that just took out a second mortgage on his church and has a new baby on the way, I think I will have to rule myself out.
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Post by Tenacious B » March 28, 2007, 2:39 pm

i blame the government for the lack of adequate sex education for mice. :sadshake:

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Post by theonetheonly » March 28, 2007, 4:59 pm

So let me get this straight;
You don't think you're going to win or you would have entered the tourney with your money. but you want all of us to put down money, and have enough faith in your playing skillz that we will get out money back.
Considering poker is a mental game (with a whole lot of luck thrown in), your lack of confidence is most disconcerting.

also, am with putting money down on Tammy.
esp as Chris lost to Tammy.



having said all that, i would like to play poker again and thus make you richer. If you have the skillz.
To pay the Billz, that is.
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Post by Rebel Pope » March 28, 2007, 10:53 pm

Well as playing with you entails me not paying bills, but rather receiving great steaming wads of cash I accept your challenge. Just name the time and the place.
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