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New chess boxing champion

Post by Rebel Pope » July 8, 2008, 8:37 am

Personally i don't think chess is chess without a good punchup half way through:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23 ... 09,00.html
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Re: New chess boxing champion

Post by llengurts » July 9, 2008, 11:47 am

Found out about chess boxing a little while ago, and wondered about what other sports could be combined to create new stupid pass times. Too busy with my own nefarious pass times I didn't get very far with it. Any ideas? I did see one recently:

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Re: New chess boxing champion

Post by Rebel Pope » July 9, 2008, 12:09 pm

Hotdog eating / circle jerking: Contestants are force fed while they rub each other off.

Weightlifting / channel swmming: A series of heavy lead weights are tied to contestants who must then swim marathon distances.

Wife Carrying / Bull fighting: Contestants must fight bulls in the traditional Spannish manner while carrying their wives slung over their shoulders.

Formula one racing / darts: Competitors must race formula one style around a circuit occasionally throwing darts at boards located around the circuit.

Javelin / big game hunting: This one is pretty self explanatory.

Long jump / shark cage diving: Contestants are urged to jump further and further to hopefully land within the protected zone of the cage. Fall short and get eaten by chum maddened sharks.
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Re: New chess boxing champion

Post by llengurts » July 9, 2008, 12:32 pm

:trophy:
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Re: New chess boxing champion

Post by Biskit » July 9, 2008, 2:14 pm

Rebel Pope wrote:Hotdog eating / circle jerking: Contestants are force fed while they rub each other off.
sign me up for this one!
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