Best South Park Quote Ever!

Goddam u peeple!!! There is hard workin AMericans Dying in Iraq to save your freedomz and you are here pissing off god with all your behaving liek the gays. Men and womans are dyin every day in raodside bombins and getting heds cut off with bowies knifes because peoples like you is pissing off god and helpin da muslim to win??!!!!??!! All this talk of the sex in the bum is hurting God and he gets very pissed off with mouth sex also!!! He destroyed the Sodom and Gomorrah becauz they were all the time having sex with the bum!!! Di you not think that maybe he will come and destroy America too now? Is that wat u want? Then terrorisms could be all over the world and destroying YOUR Eiffel Towers!!! What then? No more pizza or Indian food cause you Frogs went and pissed off God?!! and then you will also go to hell!!!!!!!111
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Best South Park Quote Ever!

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Stan, sometimes God takes those closest
to us, because it makes him feel better
about himself. He is a very vengeful
God, Stan. He's all pissed off about
something we did thousands of years
ago. He just can't get over it, so he
doesn't care who he takes.Children,
puppies, it don't matter to him, so
long as it makes us sad. Do you understand.

But then, why does God give us anything
to start with?

Well, look at it this way: if you want
to make a baby cry, first you give it
a lollipop. Then you take it away. If
you never give it a lollipop to begin
with, then it would have nothin' to
cry about. That's like God, who gives
us life and love and help just so that
he can tear it all away and make us
cry, so he can drink the sweet milk
of our tears. You see, it's our tears,
Stan, that give God his great power.
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other."
- Jimmy Carr